Well, you could also used Rodney Dangerfield's boat like in this scene in Caddyshack, lol.
Posted on 04/28/2020 5:58:20 AM PDT by knighthawk
MALIBU, CA—Many described the scene as breathtaking or awe-inspiring. Others were so touched they couldn't find the words to communicate how they felt. Most simply wept.
No matter how they expressed their emotions, everyone agreed that the scene off the Malibu coast Monday morning was exactly what America needed to get through this pandemic. Celebrities gathered their multi-million-dollar yachts on the waters of the Pacific Ocean and spelled out "WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER."
"We're just like you," said Ellen DeGeneres on her Instagram as her servants sailed her yacht into position to form the apostrophe. "Yes, maybe I have a yacht and you've only ever been on the Storybook Canal boats at Disneyland, but still. It's pretty much the same thing."
"Stay home, save lives -- it's not that hard," said Patton Oswalt, whose fleet of yachts made up several of the letters. "Look, poor people, it's not worth risking your life just to go to Fuddruckers or work a job or whatever it is you peasants do all day."
After the stunt was over, Oswalt had his chauffeur drive him home in his hot tub limousine as he snorted several million dollars' worth of powdered caviar.
"All of humanity is fighting this together and we're all as one," said Lady Gaga, who was wearing a bathing suit made out of gold bricks. "Though, I mean, don't try to get on my yacht. My guards will literally shoot you. That's not a metaphor."
They meant: you’re all in this together.
Haha. They would, too. I HATE that saying.
Where’s a torpedo when you need it?
Dammit BB, you got me!
I can’t post the picture but I love the one of the crowd of NPC’s saying, “were all in this together”. :)
Well, you could also used Rodney Dangerfield's boat like in this scene in Caddyshack, lol.
Daisy cutter, torpedo would only get one (unless nuke)
Need to change fusing however
...After the stunt was over, Oswalt had his chauffeur drive him home in his hot tub limousine as he snorted several million dollars’ worth of powdered caviar...
Fantastic! Babylon Bee satire is so good because there’s always an element of believability in their stories.
I think Jerry Jones was actually broadcasting from his yacht during the NFL draft.
Meanwhile, they showed Belichick was sitting at his dining room table, with two computer screens in front of him.
In a sane world, this would be outrageous satire.
Such a great movie. I would encourage everyone to read the backstory on how the original screenplay was completely different and how Chase and Murray although practically hating each other completely changed it on the fly.
In a sane world, this would be outrageous satire.
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In this world it’s just normal satire. . .
I love the Babylon Bee !!
I hate that saying too. Collectivism marches on.
Patton Oswalt. How the hell he became a millionaire is beyond me.
ugly and not that funny.
It might be the Babylon Bee, but I think this is an idea that is decadently heart-warming. And it would catch a lot of mostly well-deserved flak as an example of how out of touch the yacht set was.
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