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Almost Cut My Hair

Posted on 04/25/2020 5:28:18 PM PDT by RonnG

Happened just the other day It's gettin' kind of long I could've said it was in my way But I didn't and I wonder why I feel like letting my freak flag fly And I feel like I owe it, yeah ... to someone, yeah Well, must be because I had the flu this Easter Oh, yeah and I'm not feeling up to par Oh, I tell you baby this increases my paranoia Yeah, like looking in my mirror and seeing a police car Well, well, I'm not, I'm not giving in an inch to fear Well, you know I've promised myself this year Well, I feel oh, like I owe it, I owe, I owe it to someone Oh ... like I owe it to someone Oh, yes when I get myself together Yeah, you can find me in that sunny southern weather, yeah I'm goin' to find a space inside a laugh, yes Separate the wheat from some chaff Oh, and I feel ... Like I owe it, yeah ... to someone David Crosby


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1 posted on 04/25/2020 5:28:18 PM PDT by RonnG
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https://www.flowbee.com/


2 posted on 04/25/2020 5:31:23 PM PDT by cva41
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And here I thought you were going Gene Simmons on us


3 posted on 04/25/2020 5:32:02 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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I saw him once in costume in the middle Wiltshire Blvd, daring cars to hit him


4 posted on 04/25/2020 5:33:23 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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5 posted on 04/25/2020 5:36:06 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for criminals.)
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Don’t do it! Fight the establishment!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lk2KHajp4Y


6 posted on 04/25/2020 5:36:33 PM PDT by Yogafist
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Uh, I really NEED someone to cut MY hair. I have a, well, a situation where the hair is sparse on top, yet grows like crazy on the sides.

For a visual, think Bozo...

7 posted on 04/25/2020 5:37:01 PM PDT by fhayek
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The even did a song about it!

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young - Almost Cut My Hair

8 posted on 04/25/2020 5:37:05 PM PDT by Enterprise
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You want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy
Ratty, matty, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming
Streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided, powdered, flowered and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled and spaghettied


9 posted on 04/25/2020 5:37:55 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan)
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I’m starting to look like Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.


10 posted on 04/25/2020 5:38:45 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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My wife is a former dog groomer. All I had to do was bark and wag my tail.


11 posted on 04/25/2020 5:40:52 PM PDT by taxcontrol
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Cowsills Rule.


12 posted on 04/25/2020 5:42:08 PM PDT by nomorelurker
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Mike Gallagher, a syndicated talk show host, recently moved to Tampa Bay from NYC said he was going to drive from Tampa Bay to Georgia just to get a haircut this weekend.


13 posted on 04/25/2020 5:43:00 PM PDT by ocrp1982
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I’m 66 plus, mostly gray. You know, I have a decent sales job, decent head of hair. My eyes tell me the chicks see me again. Why would my eyes lie, especially to me.
Eh, letting it grow.

Fight The Powah....


14 posted on 04/25/2020 5:44:10 PM PDT by gathersnomoss (Welcf theome to North Mexico, Gringo's it...)
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My hair is below the color. Not to the shoulders, but it is as long as I’ve had it since the 80s. I’m 61 years old and I still have lots of thick hair. And now it’s silver. I kind a like it. I think it looks good. I may keep it this way.


15 posted on 04/25/2020 5:44:35 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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Everywhere is freaks and hairys, dykes and fairies, tell me where is sanity?


16 posted on 04/25/2020 5:46:25 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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Go ahead and trim it yourself.

The difference between a good haircut and bad haircut is about two weeks.


17 posted on 04/25/2020 5:46:46 PM PDT by LucyT ("But at my back I always hear Times winged chariot hurrying near.")
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Covid cabin fever beginning to set in. Maybe too many posts on FR. But anyway, can’t find it now but heard an interview with Stills some years ago about the song Old Man, he was some young 20 something looking to buy a huge ranch in Wyoming or thereabouts, driven around by the old foreman (Hispanic) who asked him how someone his age could buy the ranch, Stills replied “I wrote a song”.


18 posted on 04/25/2020 5:50:06 PM PDT by nomorelurker
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Oh say can you see

my-y eyes....

if you can then my hairs too short


19 posted on 04/25/2020 5:50:49 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Click my screen name for an analysis on how HIllary wins next November.)
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I’ve got a nose job, it’s now turned up instead of hanging down. I’ve got a nose job and now I’m the prettiest guy in town.

Never had no one to taste my kiss, my future looked mighty bleak. But now I’m on every girl’s list, since I overhauled my beak.


20 posted on 04/25/2020 5:52:32 PM PDT by coaster123 (XLV-MMXX)
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