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SATIRE Uh-Oh: Wuhan Lab Changes Sign To '0 Days Since Accidentally Releasing A Virus'
Babylon Bee ^
| April 16, 2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 04/17/2020 11:39:01 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
Edited on 04/17/2020 11:43:17 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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WUHAN
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: china; contamination; emperorhasnoclothes; funny; humor; humorous; infection; megadeath; oops; parody; satire; true; whoopsie
Funny Ha Ha.
To: Mrs. Don-o
Xi was wearing a hazmat suit, but he claimed that was because it was laundry day and that was the only thing he had left that was clean. The American press felt no need to ask any follow-up questions. You can always count on the MSM to dig deeper into the story...but only if it promises to make Trump look bad. Otherwise, it's not newsworthy.
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:42:43 AM PDT
by
econjack
To: econjack
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:44:04 AM PDT
by
linear
(The truth brooks no arbiters.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
LOL!! Reminds me of the incinerator scene in Star Wars:
Han Solo: "Everything is under control. Situation normal. Had a slight weapons malfunction. But uh, everything is perfectly alright now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?"
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:44:07 AM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: Mrs. Don-o
The American press felt no need to ask any follow-up questions. Alas, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:44:37 AM PDT
by
immadashell
(Save Innocent Lives - ban gun free zones)
To: mass55th
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:46:56 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Reasonable inference from the evidence.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
The American press felt no need to ask any follow-up questions.Slackers, I would have expected an inquiry as to how Trump was involved.
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:47:32 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
(#openupstateny)
To: Mrs. Don-o
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posted on
04/17/2020 11:48:10 AM PDT
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Reasonable inference from the evidence.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
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posted on
04/17/2020 12:05:01 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Mrs. Don-o
Indeed.
Sad thing is that if that had actually happened, CNN/MSNBC and associated vats of excrement would never have reported on it.
To: Mrs. Don-o
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posted on
04/17/2020 12:15:05 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Pelosi Galore: We know she's lying when we see her dentures flying.)
To: mass55th
*BLAM!!!*
It was a boring conversation anyway.... LUKE, WE’RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!
To: Mrs. Don-o
I love the Babylon Bee...
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posted on
04/17/2020 3:03:00 PM PDT
by
Deplorable American1776
(Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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