Thanks rdl6989. That old kemet magic...
That Old Black Magic - Frank Sinatra (1961)
Posted on 04/09/2020 10:50:56 AM PDT by C19fan
A sex spell designed to force a man into bed with his female admirer has been discovered on an ancient Egyptian papyrus. The newly-translated spell demands that a man called Kephalas face 'anxiety at midday, evening, and at all times' until he has sex with a woman called Taromeway. It also features a crude drawing of the naked Kephalas, his genitals grossly exaggerated, as he's shot with an arrow by the ancient Egyptian god of the dead, Anubis. The 'erotic-binding spell', apparently commissioned by Taromeway herself, was likely placed in a tomb where it was meant to summon the ghost of the deceased.
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“That’s happened to me a few times. Arm-chewing-off moments.”
Yep me too. Had to break a few dry spells.
soap and water over 20 seconds please
Here in Hollywood, it’s called Platinum Card. No spell needed..
Hey, it worked on Nobuttkidkneezer!
Ping
This is sort of related to your reply.
I love the Carpenters, thought I had heard everything by them, but saw this last week:
“Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teBV0EoJJY8&t=53s
“It also features a crude drawing of the naked Kephalas, his genitals grossly exaggerated...”
How does the author know Kephalas’s genitals are grossly exaggerated. The author wasn’t there.
Could be the REAL reason Taromeway had the hots for Kelphalas....dude was hung like a Trojan.
i don’t know any guy that has to be forced to get into bed with a woman.
you obviously haven’t visited Hollywood or San Fransicko
“Try deciphering that!”
Ok, the spell reads-— “Hey you, F@#$ me.”
We haven't seen the woman. Maybe she'd have been better off wearing the papyrus as a bag over her head.
All modern women know this spell and they know how to use it. The male version of this spell was lost in antiquity which is why men say the most stupid things in bars.
Maybe this was his cover story as part of an apology message to his wife.
doesn’t take much coaxing cept a willingness... a woman’s attractiveness is complimentary to her willingness...
One of *those* topics, or rather, seems like a great pretxt for a ping. How's your quarantine going?
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I inhale the sweet breeze that comes from thy mouth
I contemplate thy beauty every day.
It’s my desire to hear thy lovely voice like the north wind’s whiff.
Love will rejuvenate my limbs.
Give me thy hands that hold thy soul
I shall embrace and live by it.
Call me by name again, again, forever and never will it sound without response.
[18th dynasty poem from KV55, Oedipus and Akhenaten, p,137, Immanuel Velikovsky]
ronniesgal wrote: “i don’t know any guy that has to be forced to get into bed with a woman.”
Depends upon how ugly/fat the woman.
“i don’t know any guy that has to be forced to get into bed with a woman.”
Even gay guys will under right circumstances.
The Legendary Mrs. Whiskers tried it on me when we were single. But she mixed it too strong and I proposed instead.
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