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Teachers Urge Government To Reopen Schools Before Students Learn To Think For Themselves
Babylon Bee ^ | 31 Mar 2020

Posted on 04/01/2020 3:12:51 PM PDT by US Navy Vet

U.S.—Teachers at government schools have raised their concerns that the recent closure of their institutions will have a damaging effect on students. In particular, the nation's educators are worried that the longer the schools are closed, the more likely it is that students will begin thinking for themselves, learn life skills away from the government school system, and realize how much more they learn at home.

"We must reopen as soon as possible -- before they regain their ability to have independent thoughts," said New York 4th-grade teacher Ms. Jenny Mudd. "This is an urgent crisis. We realize we have to do our part to prevent the spread of the virus, but we must also prevent the spread of unapproved ideas. There's a balance there."

"Reopen the schools before it is too late."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; education; parody
BABYLON BEE! HUMOR! Tongue in Cheek!
1 posted on 04/01/2020 3:12:51 PM PDT by US Navy Vet
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To: US Navy Vet

It has to a real fear of our publik skoolz.


2 posted on 04/01/2020 3:13:35 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: US Navy Vet
I'm not sure this Babylon Bee article is satire. 🤔
3 posted on 04/01/2020 3:14:40 PM PDT by captain_dave
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To: US Navy Vet

BB has been spot on lately.


4 posted on 04/01/2020 3:16:57 PM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Babylon Bee -- for when hoarders have completely stripped your local store of Babylon A.

5 posted on 04/01/2020 3:17:22 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: US Navy Vet

The longer the schools are closed, the better chance for turning out a few Republicans.


6 posted on 04/01/2020 3:19:03 PM PDT by CMailBag
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To: captain_dave

As the parent of a 36 yo who was home schooled, I will tell you it’s not really satire.


7 posted on 04/01/2020 3:25:05 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: US Navy Vet

PC Principal and (not) “strong woman” vice principal are worried.


8 posted on 04/01/2020 3:25:12 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: SunkenCiv; metmom

Homeschooling ping.


9 posted on 04/01/2020 3:30:18 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: SunkenCiv; metmom

....and yes, I know the Bee is satire. It’s still beautiful.


10 posted on 04/01/2020 3:30:58 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: US Navy Vet
Too True To Be Good!
Sadly.......
11 posted on 04/01/2020 3:34:58 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Da Coyote

So they just closed the schools here in the entire state of Georgia, even in counties that have no cases! So, the wife is livid that the teachers are still getting paid since she is now teaching our three middle and high school aged kids. I told her I had a place for her to vent and rant on FR. Oh and by the way, she is a wedding planner and 100% of her upcoming events have been cancelled!

“I want our cap & gown money back! I want our athletic fees returned! I want a refund on AP courses I paid for! I want our prom tickets refunded! and finally “I WANT MY PROPERTY TAXES REFUNDED for these schools, teachers, and parks that are now all closed that I PAID FOR!!!!”

Thank you FR for providing a platform for us to vent! Yes, I do believe the time for venting is going to escalate soon:)


12 posted on 04/01/2020 3:35:01 PM PDT by JWashington69
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To: US Navy Vet

bttt


13 posted on 04/01/2020 3:36:36 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: US Navy Vet

This isn't parody. It is true!


14 posted on 04/01/2020 3:42:27 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
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To: US Navy Vet
I am looking for the satire and parody and humor...I can't find it!
15 posted on 04/01/2020 4:05:56 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (Who knew that an elected official is a demi-god waiting to happen?)
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To: US Navy Vet

You sure this is Satire? It could have been on the Front Page of the NY Times, actually it Should be, because it is TRUE!!


16 posted on 04/01/2020 4:25:39 PM PDT by eyeamok
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To: ChildOfThe60s

I’ve worked in higher ed in a staff job and deployed computers in K-12.

Truth from the Bee.


17 posted on 04/01/2020 4:36:58 PM PDT by wally_bert (Spend like you were going to the electric chair!)
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To: JWashington69

What she fails to understand is that while you are expected (and fully able to do so in the government’s opinion) to live/do with less in a crisis, it is impossible and immoral to expect the same of the government.

If I can’t pay my property taxes - non working teachers must be paid ya know - the county will take my home and sell it to fund the paychecks of the non working public school employees.

I’m self employed, my business and income has fallen to zero because I can’t conduct business. The school system “business” has fallen to zero but because the government can literally confiscate my/our money its employees will still get paid. This is immoral.


18 posted on 04/01/2020 5:01:45 PM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: US Navy Vet

Thank you for no satire flag. It makes it more fun.


19 posted on 04/01/2020 5:01:56 PM PDT by lizma2
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To: DoodleBob

Well, yeah! :^) Everyone’s homeschoolin’ whether they want to or not, in MIchigan, while we taxpayers continue to pay the NEA/MEA.


20 posted on 04/01/2020 7:30:56 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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