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Add to this, if you have any funny Covid jokes.
1 posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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So, should we wait untill after the pandemic to do the census?


2 posted on 03/30/2020 4:01:32 PM PDT by calljack (Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
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3 posted on 03/30/2020 4:02:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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What goes perfect with coronavirus? Answer Lyme disease


4 posted on 03/30/2020 4:02:29 PM PDT by magua (It's not racism, it's just that thisBecause itÂ’s being reported that a lot of this started in 2015.)
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What do you call someone who hoards toilet paper?

Asswipes!


5 posted on 03/30/2020 4:02:35 PM PDT by joshua c
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6 posted on 03/30/2020 4:02:52 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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If your bat had ticks, do you get Corona with Lyme?


8 posted on 03/30/2020 4:03:20 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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9 posted on 03/30/2020 4:03:55 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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10 posted on 03/30/2020 4:04:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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11 posted on 03/30/2020 4:04:20 PM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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I hope you’ll be here all week.


12 posted on 03/30/2020 4:05:19 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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13 posted on 03/30/2020 4:05:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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14 posted on 03/30/2020 4:05:51 PM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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15 posted on 03/30/2020 4:06:27 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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The wife has been in a great mood the last week or so, I stopped picking my nose.


16 posted on 03/30/2020 4:06:30 PM PDT by jazusamo (Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
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Clever, as usual, Laz. :)


18 posted on 03/30/2020 4:06:59 PM PDT by Bigg Red (WWG1WGA)
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19 posted on 03/30/2020 4:07:29 PM PDT by Lazamataz (China got this virus right off the bat.)
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21 posted on 03/30/2020 4:07:51 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
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Becoming human... Haha!

Nothing original from me.


22 posted on 03/30/2020 4:08:18 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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23 posted on 03/30/2020 4:08:38 PM PDT by CodeToad (Arm Up! They Have!)
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I went to the doctor because I had a dry cough and a fever.

He said "I need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample."

I handed the man my underwear.

24 posted on 03/30/2020 4:08:41 PM PDT by tinyowl
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