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COVID 19 JOKES
The source is US
| 3/30/2020
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.
I authored these:
China got this virus right off the bat.
I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.
With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; laugh
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To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Becoming human... Haha!
Nothing original from me.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:08:38 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
I went to the doctor because I had a dry cough and a fever.
He said "I need a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample."
I handed the man my underwear.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:08:41 PM PDT
by
tinyowl
To: real saxophonist
“But, they may only have vegan food...”
That’s better than nothing - but just barely.
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:09:06 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:09:33 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
I’m huffing lots of 90% isopropyl alcohol, so I won’t catch covid 19 but.... forgot what the punch line was....
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:09:46 PM PDT
by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:10:18 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:10:34 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:11:00 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
We’ve started a grand experiment in homeschooling. So far, two kids are expelled for fighting, a third is in detention for backtalk, and the teacher has been furloughed for drinking on the job.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:11:05 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:11:18 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
now wash my hands, shower daily.....
Wait, what???? Shower daily??
All I hear is, 'Wash you hands, wash your hands....
LOL!
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:12:04 PM PDT
by
ANKE69
(Les Deplorables)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:12:43 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:12:51 PM PDT
by
tbw2
To: Lazamataz
I told a joke about Corona to my friends
nobody laughed but they all got it
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:13:44 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:14:35 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: magua
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:14:43 PM PDT
by
tbw2
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