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Woman gives birth in toilet paper aisle at Walmart
Nexstar Media Wire ^ | Mar 20, 2020 / 01:06 PM EDT |

Posted on 03/28/2020 7:59:01 PM PDT by deport

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1 posted on 03/28/2020 7:59:01 PM PDT by deport
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To: deport

Was there toilet paper there?


2 posted on 03/28/2020 8:00:38 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
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To: deport

Five times!


3 posted on 03/28/2020 8:04:00 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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To: deport

She should have at least waited until she got to the paper towel aisle. “Bounty...it’s the quicker picker-upper!”


4 posted on 03/28/2020 8:04:02 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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To: deport

Clean up in aisle eleven.


5 posted on 03/28/2020 8:05:38 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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To: deport

“Cleanup on aisle number 9.”


6 posted on 03/28/2020 8:08:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: deport

“Congratulations, you are now a citizen of Walmart.”


7 posted on 03/28/2020 8:09:18 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: deport

Does this mean she gets a lifetime supply?


8 posted on 03/28/2020 8:09:27 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: deport

This was already posted. They named the baby “Charmin”.


9 posted on 03/28/2020 8:10:04 PM PDT by gawatchman
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To: deport

some people will do ANYTHING to pull one weird trick to bypass “per person” limits on toilet paper rationed sales.


10 posted on 03/28/2020 8:11:35 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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To: deport

No pictures please!


11 posted on 03/28/2020 8:11:49 PM PDT by Professional
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
IF this had happened in Michigan, the jackbooted governor would have arrested both of them during the labor.

12 posted on 03/28/2020 8:14:19 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: deport

Aside was the emptiest


13 posted on 03/28/2020 8:14:38 PM PDT by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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>>“We were like, what do we do now?” she said. “Another lady comes around the corner and she says ‘I’m a labor nurse. Can I help?’ and we said, ‘Yes, yes please.’ She had gloves in her pocket, [and] she was ready.”

that’ll be $5,000 please

and you just know this caregiver is out of network


14 posted on 03/28/2020 8:15:16 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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Union to picket Walmart over unfair labor practices


15 posted on 03/28/2020 8:16:34 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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lol


16 posted on 03/28/2020 8:27:11 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: deport

....and they named her Charmin. (Being silly)


17 posted on 03/28/2020 8:38:48 PM PDT by madison10
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To: deport

Were people stepping over her to get to the toilet paper?


18 posted on 03/28/2020 9:18:34 PM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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To: deport

I hope the toilet paper is all right.


19 posted on 03/28/2020 9:27:05 PM PDT by Romulus
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You know the poor kid will grow up with her mother telling her friends where she was born.


20 posted on 03/28/2020 10:58:01 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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