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1 posted on 03/28/2020 7:59:01 PM PDT by deport
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To: deport

Was there toilet paper there?


2 posted on 03/28/2020 8:00:38 PM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with islamic terrorists - they want to die for allah and we want to kill them.)
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To: deport

Five times!


3 posted on 03/28/2020 8:04:00 PM PDT by TexasGator (Z1z)
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She should have at least waited until she got to the paper towel aisle. “Bounty...it’s the quicker picker-upper!”


4 posted on 03/28/2020 8:04:02 PM PDT by mass55th ("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
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Clean up in aisle eleven.


5 posted on 03/28/2020 8:05:38 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.)
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“Cleanup on aisle number 9.”


6 posted on 03/28/2020 8:08:20 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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“Congratulations, you are now a citizen of Walmart.”


7 posted on 03/28/2020 8:09:18 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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Does this mean she gets a lifetime supply?


8 posted on 03/28/2020 8:09:27 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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This was already posted. They named the baby “Charmin”.


9 posted on 03/28/2020 8:10:04 PM PDT by gawatchman
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some people will do ANYTHING to pull one weird trick to bypass “per person” limits on toilet paper rationed sales.


10 posted on 03/28/2020 8:11:35 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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No pictures please!


11 posted on 03/28/2020 8:11:49 PM PDT by Professional
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Aside was the emptiest


13 posted on 03/28/2020 8:14:38 PM PDT by BigEdLB (BigEdLB, Russian BOT, At your service)
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>>“We were like, what do we do now?” she said. “Another lady comes around the corner and she says ‘I’m a labor nurse. Can I help?’ and we said, ‘Yes, yes please.’ She had gloves in her pocket, [and] she was ready.”

that’ll be $5,000 please

and you just know this caregiver is out of network


14 posted on 03/28/2020 8:15:16 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Everyone knows Hillary was corrupt, lied, destroyed documents, and influenced witnesses. Rat crime.)
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....and they named her Charmin. (Being silly)


17 posted on 03/28/2020 8:38:48 PM PDT by madison10
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Were people stepping over her to get to the toilet paper?


18 posted on 03/28/2020 9:18:34 PM PDT by KittyKares (Drain the Swamp)
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I hope the toilet paper is all right.


19 posted on 03/28/2020 9:27:05 PM PDT by Romulus
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You know the poor kid will grow up with her mother telling her friends where she was born.


20 posted on 03/28/2020 10:58:01 PM PDT by familyop ("Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy")
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Name the little girl “Charmin’’.


21 posted on 03/29/2020 12:49:59 AM PDT by jmacusa (If we're all equal how is diversity our strength?)
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“....Springfield firefighters rushed into the store and helped deliver the baby girl......”

Possible names? My suggestion is Charmin

Of course Cottenelle, Renova, Marcal, Coronet, Panda might also work.

24 posted on 03/29/2020 2:29:56 AM PDT by Robert357
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Named her Charmin....


27 posted on 03/29/2020 3:54:54 AM PDT by Adder ("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
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You do realize this story is eight days old, right? And was posted eight days ago?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3826648/posts

Simple search for keywords "birth" and "aisle" would have found it..
29 posted on 03/29/2020 8:24:02 AM PDT by Svartalfiar
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