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Woman gives birth in toilet paper aisle at Walmart
Nexstar Media Wire ^ | Mar 20, 2020 / 01:06 PM EDT |

Posted on 03/28/2020 7:59:01 PM PDT by deport

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To: deport

Name the little girl “Charmin’’.


21 posted on 03/29/2020 12:49:59 AM PDT by jmacusa (If we're all equal how is diversity our strength?)
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lol....


22 posted on 03/29/2020 1:00:51 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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Name the little girl “Charmin’’.

If it was a boy, then “Scott”


23 posted on 03/29/2020 1:15:15 AM PDT by Flick Lives (A liberal is someone who worries that somewhere, someone is enjoying life.)
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To: deport
“....Springfield firefighters rushed into the store and helped deliver the baby girl......”

Possible names? My suggestion is Charmin

Of course Cottenelle, Renova, Marcal, Coronet, Panda might also work.

24 posted on 03/29/2020 2:29:56 AM PDT by Robert357
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To: Flick Lives

How about “Great Value”?


25 posted on 03/29/2020 3:40:15 AM PDT by MuttTheHoople
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They named the baby “Charmin”.

good thing Mr. Whipple is no longer around. He'd be squeezing her
26 posted on 03/29/2020 3:46:28 AM PDT by Karma_Sherab
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To: deport

Named her Charmin....


27 posted on 03/29/2020 3:54:54 AM PDT by Adder ("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
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was she a 200 lb “teen” or
a meth-head?


28 posted on 03/29/2020 4:13:38 AM PDT by dsrtsage (Complexity is merely simplicity lacking imagination)
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To: deport; moder_ator
You do realize this story is eight days old, right? And was posted eight days ago?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3826648/posts

Simple search for keywords "birth" and "aisle" would have found it..
29 posted on 03/29/2020 8:24:02 AM PDT by Svartalfiar
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To: Svartalfiar

Thanks for your input.


30 posted on 03/29/2020 8:34:40 AM PDT by deport
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To: deport

Stan, STAN! Clean up in isle 6
And 7


31 posted on 03/29/2020 8:42:24 AM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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My gosh ... how long had she been there ... waiting for the delivery ... (actually, both deliveries)?
32 posted on 03/29/2020 8:44:10 AM PDT by glennaro
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(actually, both deliveries)?
************

I wonder if one or both deliveries were taken home with her.


33 posted on 03/29/2020 8:49:32 AM PDT by deport
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To: Flick Lives

LOL! Or “Brawny’’.


34 posted on 03/29/2020 9:01:24 AM PDT by jmacusa (If we're all equal how is diversity our strength?)
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To: Svartalfiar

Well, I’m glad it got posted again..........I didn’t see it 8 days ago.

Thanks to the poster!!


35 posted on 03/29/2020 9:08:28 AM PDT by conservativesister
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BTW Svartalfiar there are 2 stories on the first page that are duplicates, just so you don’t miss them. / sarc/LOL


36 posted on 03/29/2020 9:11:41 AM PDT by conservativesister
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To: deport
Send in the cleaning drone:


37 posted on 03/29/2020 3:05:36 PM PDT by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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