Posted on 03/26/2020 12:41:44 PM PDT by NRx
BALTIMORE, MD—A new study by Johns Hopkins University found that the novel coronavirus is impacting men and women more than all the other genders combined.
According to the study, 100% of coronavirus cases have affected men and women and not a single other gender.
"It's incredible - we've found this virus is far more likely to affect biological males and biological females than any other biological gender," said Head of Gender Research Dr. Benji Charmin. "We thought the data had to be flawed, but we checked again and again, and sure enough, this thing is aggressively going after men and women and ignoring the other genders entirely."
He shrugged. "It's just science."
Progressives quickly applauded the virus for not attacking any of the other genders and only focusing on traditional, outdated, binary genders.
"Finally, a virus that ignores the demiboys, dragonkin, and those who identify as tater tots," said one activist in Portland. "It's about time the tables were turned. Thanks, COVID-19!" He then headed over to his local Communist cafe to lick a doorknob -- "just my little way of showing my gratitude."
I wonder if it would attract that great deal of concern on university campuses these days.
Bab B....Beware....
Keep an eye out for this Dr. Benji Charmin Xis is showing up in all sorts of scientific studies especially transgender and climate change studies.
/sarc
Ping to The Almost True.
I had to check the source twice cause this is entirely plausible. I see weirder things being said by European and Australian politicians recently
I love the Bee, it makes me laugh every time!
Brother of Squeezeda Charmin?
Babylon Bee is funny. Like Mad Magazine was. Kinda.
I laughed so hard I had a coughing spasm. The Babylon Bee can be deadly.
tater tots!
I gotta say, I have stopped reading satire because it is depressingly close to reality, but...The Babylon Bee is doing some hilarious stuff. I guess the people who used to do the Onion must be there now...
Unfortunately not in Washington. 4%of those infected “do not know their gender at birth”. Seriesly. This is reported on the state health department wenlbsite.... doh.wa.gov
I hope the virus helps bring us back to societal norms after we get done with this.
If an individual prefers the pronoun “they” are they really able to abide by the six foot rule - from they-self?
bttt
I grew up on Mad. They were so far ahead of things. Anybody remember the ‘Ursula Undress’ Bond spoof?
Have to admit... This comes as a shock to me... Snicker...
Once Pelosi sees this, well, you can only IMAGINE the new demands she will make.
I remember the Saturday Night Fever Spoof. Hilarious. And Miracle Center, A spoof on the tv show Medical Center. One patient came in with all kinds of problems, bleeding, broken bones, you name it. The hospital refused admission because he didn’t have any drama going on. Hilarious......
Why I love the BB.
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