Posted on 03/22/2020 8:42:42 PM PDT by Olog-hai
German Chancellor Angela Merkel said Sunday that gatherings of more than two people will be banned in public to control the spread of the novel coronavirus.
“Our own behavior is the most effective way” of slowing the rate of infection, Merkel said of the unprecedented nationwide measures, which are initially slated to remain in force for two weeks.
The new restrictions were agreed on by Merkel and the leaders of Germany’s 16 states in a telephone conference on Sunday.
“Staying in public places is only permitted alone, with another person not living in the household or with members of one’s own household,” their resolution stated.
As of Sunday evening, there were a total of more than 24,000 confirmed coronavirus cases in Germany, with more than 90 deaths. …
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For that they are recruiting one policeman for every 2 people to watch them constantly. Police themselves will have one police police for every two police to watch them constantly. Those police police will have an additional police police police.
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
Is that you, John Cleese?
The idea is basically to surround everyone with everything.
Does this also apply to the moslem hordes?
Bad news for the Katie Hills of Germany.
Of course not. Or bums, drugs prostitute peddlers, black markets, politicians...
Order will not apply to gay bathhouses or meetings of radical Islamists.
Menage a trois ist verboten???
No. Sharia law trumps anything those stupid infidels might say. And on a related note, here we see some peaceful Muslim terrorists burning a German flag.
So I guess that three-way with the Muller twins ist ein nein.
“Germany bans gatherings of more than two to control coronavirus spread”
thank goodness the Germans aren’t yet banning gatherings of one like they’ve been known to do in the past ...
I’m confused now. Do Siamese twins count as one or two?
One way to get the kids out of the house!
It depends where they are attached.
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