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Germany bans gatherings of more than two to control coronavirus spread
TheLocal.de ^
| 22 March 2020 18:07 CET+01:00
| AFP/The Local
Posted on 03/22/2020 8:42:42 PM PDT by Olog-hai
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posted on
03/22/2020 8:42:42 PM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: Olog-hai
For that they are recruiting one policeman for every 2 people to watch them constantly. Police themselves will have one police police for every two police to watch them constantly. Those police police will have an additional police police police.
To: Olog-hai
One is the loneliest number that you’ll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It’s the loneliest number since the number one
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posted on
03/22/2020 8:47:07 PM PDT
by
BusterDog
To: Telepathic Intruder
Is that you, John Cleese?
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posted on
03/22/2020 8:48:31 PM PDT
by
comebacknewt
(Trump trumps Hate)
To: comebacknewt
The idea is basically to surround everyone with everything.
To: comebacknewt
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posted on
03/22/2020 8:50:57 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Olog-hai
Does this also apply to the moslem hordes?
To: Olog-hai
Bad news for the Katie Hills of Germany.
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posted on
03/22/2020 8:56:55 PM PDT
by
Kazan
To: AlaskaErik
Of course not. Or bums, drugs prostitute peddlers, black markets, politicians...
To: Olog-hai
Order will not apply to gay bathhouses or meetings of radical Islamists.
To: Olog-hai
Menage a trois ist verboten???
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posted on
03/22/2020 9:04:56 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: AlaskaErik
> Does this also apply to the moslem hordes? <
No. Sharia law trumps anything those stupid infidels might say. And on a related note, here we see some peaceful Muslim terrorists burning a German flag.
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posted on
03/22/2020 9:07:41 PM PDT
by
Leaning Right
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To: Olog-hai
Germany bans gatherings of more than two to control coronavirus spreadSo I guess that three-way with the Muller twins ist ein nein.
To: Olog-hai
I guess if this lot was planning on a relo to Bavaria they have to wait.
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posted on
03/22/2020 9:10:26 PM PDT
by
DoodleBob
(Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
To: Olog-hai
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posted on
03/22/2020 9:11:26 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB0ndRzaz2o)
To: Olog-hai
“Germany bans gatherings of more than two to control coronavirus spread”
thank goodness the Germans aren’t yet banning gatherings of one like they’ve been known to do in the past ...
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posted on
03/22/2020 9:13:18 PM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Olog-hai
My daughter is in Germany... I wish she were home... shes keeping her sense of humor, though. She gave me a translation where Merkel said they needed to fight the virus like WWII... my daughter said, Quarantined in Bavaria at the start of WWII... what could go wrong? Geesh...
To: FreeReign
I’m confused now. Do Siamese twins count as one or two?
To: Olog-hai
One way to get the kids out of the house!
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posted on
03/22/2020 9:58:48 PM PDT
by
RasterMaster
("Towering genius disdains a beaten path." - Abraham Lincoln)
To: FirstFlaBn
Im confused now. Do Siamese twins count as one or two?It depends where they are attached.
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