Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

How to deal with Toilet Paper shortage

Posted on 03/20/2020 7:09:10 PM PDT by entropy12

1. Number every square on a roll. Hang a log book near the roll. Every person using paper from roll must record usage by numbers on roll. Identify the biggest users. Quarantine them for a day for each offense.

2. Visitors must bring their own. Remove yours before they go in. Organize a BYOTP party (bring your own toilet paper party)

3. Study your dogs' behaviour. They get by without toilet paper quite well.

4. Visit rest rooms in local shopping malls, fast food places. Check TP is available before you sit down. Steal as much as you can. Bad luck when it runs out, this is WAR!

5. Buy baby bum wipes. Clear the shelves!

6. Rest assured that if you are holed up, when your 4 weeks' worth of food runs out, your use of TP will decrease markedly. Most of your six months' worth of TP will go unused.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: humor; paper; toilrt
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 61-8081-100101-120121-123 last
To: entropy12

BYOTP - I was telling friends that when this all started. If your coming over, BYOTP!


121 posted on 05/21/2020 10:18:32 AM PDT by VastRWCon (Fake News)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Lurkina.n.Learnin

LOL.

5.56mm


122 posted on 05/21/2020 10:24:08 AM PDT by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! Finish THE WALL!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: KarlInOhio

Heh! ;-)


123 posted on 05/21/2020 10:36:28 AM PDT by Tunehead54 (Nothing funny here ;-)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-20 ... 61-8081-100101-120121-123 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson