Posted on 03/20/2020 7:09:10 PM PDT by entropy12
1. Number every square on a roll. Hang a log book near the roll. Every person using paper from roll must record usage by numbers on roll. Identify the biggest users. Quarantine them for a day for each offense.
2. Visitors must bring their own. Remove yours before they go in. Organize a BYOTP party (bring your own toilet paper party)
3. Study your dogs' behaviour. They get by without toilet paper quite well.
4. Visit rest rooms in local shopping malls, fast food places. Check TP is available before you sit down. Steal as much as you can. Bad luck when it runs out, this is WAR!
5. Buy baby bum wipes. Clear the shelves!
6. Rest assured that if you are holed up, when your 4 weeks' worth of food runs out, your use of TP will decrease markedly. Most of your six months' worth of TP will go unused.
BYOTP - I was telling friends that when this all started. If your coming over, BYOTP!
LOL.
5.56mm
Heh! ;-)
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