[familyop]

The British Empire knows (re. The Metro, U.K.)... This is also where the globalist oligarchs are trying to take us (same oligarchs funding Democrat campaigns and hoax legal cases against the President and other truly American Republicans, court judges and justices). More at the link, if your stomach can stand it.

[BenLurkin]

Bring back newspapers!

[DannyTN]

Looked up a lota...

And you thought a Genie was going to come out?

[JoSixChip]

That’s why we Americans put a shower right next to the toilet.

[HighSierra5]

Use your toy poodle. Or chihuahua.

[RummyChick]

I might have to make a turnip last a week with turnip soup like during the Depression..but I have my toilet paper. I won’t be availing myself of this method.

[BunnySlippers]

... more than I wanted to know.

[Army Air Corps]

Third World hygiene for all!

[stars & stripes forever]

How to cope when coronavirus wipes out toilet paper supplies...

[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Ken H]

Not a problem for those who are always prepared. We also won’t be out snapping up dwindling supplies and can help out a neighbor or family.

[plain talk]

I can understand a shortage of face masks but not TP. For some reason people are buying lots of it and hoarding it out of fear. It seems a bit irrational to me.

[blueunicorn6]

Steel wire brush.

It doesn’t work that good, but you’ll quit eating after you use it once.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Use one square per wipe according to the expert Sheryl Crow.

If you absolutely can’t live without something for more than a week, stockpile a 1-6 month’s supply.

If you have no more than a 2 week’s supply of TP - which never spoils, then you are an idiot. An idiot that might well be walking around with his cheeks stuck together.

Unless you have a bidet; pretty uncommon in the US.

[married21]

In Burkina Faso , back when my sister was a Peace Corp volunteer in the 70s, that was pretty much what those who had no tp did. They used their left hand and then washed if there was water around. The left had, therefore, had a stigma and one would not hold hands/shake hands etc with the left hand.

They also blew their nose without Kleenex.

Ah, the joys of a sustainable lifestyle...

[Vinnie]

Leaves of three, let it be.

[GreyFriar]

And we don’t even have Sears, Roebuck and Montgomery Wards catalogs to use as emergency TP!

[Freedom4US]

On Antiques Roadshow, I think it was, somebody brought in a “Gravy Boat” that had been in their family for some years. They said they used it for formal Thanksgiving meals &c.

As it turns out ... the appraiser took a look at it closely and informed them that it wasn’t ... ah, originally used for “Gravy”, per se. It was pretty funny.

[BobL]

Not sure of the need for posting this, as I’d be really surprised if any FReepers get caught short of toilet paper, given all the warnings they’ve been given here.

[familyop]

Ping.

[right way right]

Can’t wait till the green maple leaves come back.
Cedar brush is kind of rough.