Bring back newspapers!
I got enough TP to last until the corn crop comes in.
Yep. I don’t see myself adapting to the Democrat way of doing it. You know, one sheet, poke finger through sheet, [then the umentionable deed], then wipe finger with the one sheet of paper, etc. It’s for Biden’s volks reaching biological adulthood to fight global warming and ward off attention from straight conservatives, you know.
True story:
My business travels once included carrying a briefcase on my travels through central and South America. One thing always found in same case was a JC Whitney auto parts catalog. Many customers and coworkers found that odd but few asked why.
That particular parts book was made with a thin paper in significant quantities. If ever I found myself at a quarto de bano lacking the necessary paper, a few sheets were removed from the catalog and crumpled until the necessary level of softness was achieved, then put to work.
Never be caught needing, and I refuse to use the “left hand” of the dark side religion.
And the Sears-Roebuck catalog. Personally, I'm installing a bidet. They "toto-lly" eliminate the need for TP.
Or Sears catalogs and corn cobs.
Corncobs ain’t out o style! Neither is twigs. Wash rags can be bought cheap. Just launder after with soap and bleach.
Don’t Arabs use a bucket of sand to jam their poopy hand into? And they always use the same hand, not the one they eat with?