Yep. I don’t see myself adapting to the Democrat way of doing it. You know, one sheet, poke finger through sheet, [then the umentionable deed], then wipe finger with the one sheet of paper, etc. It’s for Biden’s volks reaching biological adulthood to fight global warming and ward off attention from straight conservatives, you know.
“You know, one sheet, poke finger through sheet...”
The heartbreak of one ply toilet paper.