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Wisconsin police department says it will test your meth for coronavirus
MyStateLine.com ^ | February 27, 2020 | Staff

Posted on 03/01/2020 7:48:00 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin

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To: PIF

“Will they test my Corona beer?”

I’ll handle that one, myself. I was born with this amazing ability to filter beer through my system! ;)


21 posted on 03/01/2020 9:24:20 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

this is hilarious! there’s no way a police department can run a test like that, and i doubt such a test even exists anyway ... this is equivalent to some police departments calling up criminals with outstanding warrants and telling them they won some free money and all they have to do is show up at address X to collect it, where they are promptly arrested ...


22 posted on 03/01/2020 9:28:34 AM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Will it test my coronavirus for meth?


23 posted on 03/01/2020 9:31:37 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

Will they test donuts for corona virus?


24 posted on 03/01/2020 9:36:12 AM PST by Clay Moore (Mega prayers, Rush)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

What about acid? (asking for a friend)


25 posted on 03/01/2020 9:42:46 AM PST by BraveMan (Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur)
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To: TaxPayer2000
Just remember that the police can lie to you with impunity, While each and every word you say to them, true or not, will be used against you in a court of law.


Never talk to a policeman without a lawyer. They are not your friend. We are becoming totalitarian, and they are the tip of the spear.
26 posted on 03/01/2020 10:41:12 AM PST by The_Media_never_lie ( Bernie Ripoffski Sanders never held an honest job for any length of time!)
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To: cloudmountain

Well, the state as a hole elected the filthocrat Evers over Walker so they are dumb enough.


27 posted on 03/01/2020 10:43:36 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

How nice. That isn’t the job of the cops. Obviously the politicians are telling them to do that. Complete and total insanity - par for the course during the current insane mania over coronavirus.

Obviously the power of reason over emotion has gone dry. Insane hysteria has taken over the minds of a portion of the population.


28 posted on 03/01/2020 11:16:47 AM PST by I want the USA back (We have sunk to a depth where restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men:Orwell)
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Well, the state as a hole elected the filthocrat Evers over Walker so they are dumb enough.

"hole" what?? Hole in their head? THAT does seem likely.

29 posted on 03/01/2020 1:10:12 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: oldasrocks
"I’m OK with this as long as they add some fentanyl to it before returning."

I bet every sample is returned to the owner with a report the sample is positive for Corona Virus. I would be surprised if they actually test it.

30 posted on 03/01/2020 5:14:00 PM PST by HangThemHigh (Entropy is not what it used to be.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Where can I go to get my beer tested?


31 posted on 03/01/2020 5:14:59 PM PST by SamAdams76 (Trump (86); Commie (60); Slow Joe (40); Butt (26); Fake Indian (8); Crazy Amy (7); Drunken Weld (1))
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To: The_Media_never_lie
Never talk to a policeman without a lawyer. They are not your friend. We are becoming totalitarian, and they are the tip of the spear.

Agreed

32 posted on 03/03/2020 8:19:32 AM PST by TaxPayer2000 (The United States shall guarantee to every state in this union a republican form of government...)
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