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Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife's Dream Last Night
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 02/22/2020 8:25:14 AM PST by MNDude
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:25:14 AM PST
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MNDude
To: MNDude
Men, raise your hand if this has ever happened to you.
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:25:44 AM PST
by
MNDude
To: MNDude
To: MNDude
meekly raising hand, similar situation
To: MNDude
To: MNDude
Notice that the lowest score for crazy is a 4.
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:29:40 AM PST
by
Moonman62
(Charity comes from wealth.)
To: MNDude
Comon now. No one is claiming their wife thanked them for what he did to her in her dream last night?
To: antidemoncrat
I admit, the dream version of me helped the real me get lucky a few times as well.
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:32:12 AM PST
by
MNDude
To: MNDude
I was ready to opine that this dude needs to apologize to himself for marrying such an insecure shrew, then I looked at the by-line.
Well played, sir!
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:33:26 AM PST
by
Ratman0823
("Worry less about who you might offend and care more about who you might inspire" - Mike Baxter)
To: MNDude
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:37:49 AM PST
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: antidemoncrat
No, never. Not even once.
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:38:38 AM PST
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: MNDude
“Men, raise your hand if this has ever happened to you.”
Not me. I’m not married to a psychopath.
I’m married to a psychotherapist who knows better than to be that stupid.
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:39:46 AM PST
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: All
“I swear I didn’t do it, and I promise I’ll never do it again.”
To: MNDude
and cheated on you with every other eligible woman in America...
Is that wrong?
Yeah I apologized for a (hot) gal telling me I shot her in her dreams.
But in all fairness, she was hot...
And I didn’t want to be cold :)
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:52:50 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point finger at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to makne ends meet)
To: MNDude
To: MNDude
Been there, done that.
Even got TWO divorce degrees as proof.
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posted on
02/22/2020 8:58:27 AM PST
by
Alas Babylon!
(The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
To: MNDude
A couple times.
On the other hand, she doesn’t know about the dreams I had about her that involved spanking and whipped cream.
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posted on
02/22/2020 9:04:59 AM PST
by
Tailback
To: MNDude
Was separated from the wife and going through a divorce but was also dating someone new (her and her soon to be ex-husband were friends with us...what a crazy life I have had) at the time. The girlfriend and I were out of town on a trip to visit friends or family and ended up stopping at a hotel for the night. Im awoken at 3:30-4:30am to the sound of the hotel door closing behind her as she walked out. About 10 min later she comes back in and sternly tells me that we need to talk. She had had a dream that I wanted to get back with my wife 🤣. The wife and her are gone and I have been in a great relationship for the past year and a half with the woman I have always dreamed of.
To: Moonman62
The lowest score for crazy is 4 on THAT matrix. I saw one that included transsexuals. That one went down to a 2 on crazy because it’s really just a guy that wants to be a woman. That’s way less crazy than a real woman.
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posted on
02/22/2020 9:09:10 AM PST
by
Tailback
To: MNDude
“Well, it’s the kind of thing you would do...”
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posted on
02/22/2020 9:09:10 AM PST
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hanamizu
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