Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife's Dream Last Night

Babylon Bee ^

[Truthoverpower]

Totally happened to me on numerous occasions! one in particular she got up super aggravated me and said she had a dream I was doing something really bad -and I said what the hell does that have to do with reality ? she was like oh geez I guess you’re right

Funny life is Married that is

[Flaming Conservative]

I had a dream once, in which my husband did something, can’t remember what, at which I was really angry. When I woke up, I said, “I’m mad at you!” “What’d I do?”, he asked, bewildered. “I just had a dream, in which you did such and such!”, I complained. “Gee...sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again!”, he said. “Well, okay, then...but you’d better NOT!” We have good senses of humor. But I am a redhead. I think he might be a teensy bit afraid of me. He’s never going to let me forget that time I threw that lamp. I wasn’t aiming at him...honest. Besides, I think it’s made of cement, because I can barely lift it, and it landed right in front of my feet, unscathed. It sits, mockingly, on a credenza in our living room. Wouldn’t part with it for the world; him, either. ;)

[Married with Children]

I forgot to mention the then girlfriend is a redhead

[BradyLS]

“Oh, you think that’s bad? Let me tell you what YOU did...!!!”

[Ezekiel]

This appears to be one of those Babylon Bee articles where reality out-satirizes satire.

Truth is stranger (and way more entertaining) than fiction because no one can make this stuff up.

And people stratch their heads at quantum theory, superposition, collapse of the wave function et al.

Yet it’s all explained in simple, real-world terms, right here in this thread. :)

Powers of perception — everyone really *is* an Einstein.

[faucetman]

Lyric:

If I did you wrong, let me make it right
Or I can say I’m sorry for the rest of my life

Cold Outside by Big House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jA5HfTIks

[SauronOfMordor]

These days when the wife asks, in the middle of the night, if I love her, I say “I just married you so I could cast you in my next snuff film”, turn and go back to sleep. I figure she’ll eventually stop asking middle of the night questions.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

This is NOT satire! It happens.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Yes. But I never apologize for what I do in someone else’s dream.

[Secret Agent Man]

yeah well they took reality and tried to make it sarcasm.

[OIFVeteran]

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[Deplorable American1776]

Lol...Mrs Deplorable is laughing at this...

[Hoosier-Daddy]

Damn straight

[dfwgator]

If a man is alone in a forest, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Trumplican]

I’m glad I’m not the only woman who does this.

[Dr. Sivana]

she doesn’t know about the dreams I had about her that involved spanking and whipped cream.

That's a sign you have been listening to too much Herb Alpert before bed.

[dfwgator]

[lepton]

I’ve literally watched this conversation IRL with a couple I know.

Gotta just shake my head.

[nicollo]

Yep.

[Keyhopper]

Try this, honey if you want to have sex you don’t have to play this game.