[MNDude]

Men, raise your hand if this has ever happened to you.

[VeniVidiVici]

LOL!!

[Moonman62]

Notice that the lowest score for crazy is a 4.

[antidemoncrat]

Comon now. No one is claiming their wife thanked them for what he did to her in her dream last night?

[Ratman0823]

I was ready to opine that this dude needs to apologize to himself for marrying such an insecure shrew, then I looked at the by-line.

Well played, sir!

[LibWhacker]

[Alas Babylon!]

Been there, done that.

Even got TWO divorce degrees as proof.

[Married with Children]

Was separated from the wife and going through a divorce but was also dating someone new (her and her soon to be ex-husband were friends with us...what a crazy life I have had) at the time. The girlfriend and I were out of town on a trip to visit friends or family and ended up stopping at a hotel for the night. I’m awoken at 3:30-4:30am to the sound of the hotel door closing behind her as she walked out. About 10 min later she comes back in and sternly tells me that we need to talk. She had had a dream that I wanted to get back with my wife 🤣. The wife and her are gone and I have been in a great relationship for the past year and a half with the woman I have always dreamed of.

[hanamizu]

“Well, it’s the kind of thing you would do...”

[Flaming Conservative]

I had a dream once, in which my husband did something, can’t remember what, at which I was really angry. When I woke up, I said, “I’m mad at you!” “What’d I do?”, he asked, bewildered. “I just had a dream, in which you did such and such!”, I complained. “Gee...sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again!”, he said. “Well, okay, then...but you’d better NOT!” We have good senses of humor. But I am a redhead. I think he might be a teensy bit afraid of me. He’s never going to let me forget that time I threw that lamp. I wasn’t aiming at him...honest. Besides, I think it’s made of cement, because I can barely lift it, and it landed right in front of my feet, unscathed. It sits, mockingly, on a credenza in our living room. Wouldn’t part with it for the world; him, either. ;)

[BradyLS]

“Oh, you think that’s bad? Let me tell you what YOU did...!!!”

[Ezekiel]

This appears to be one of those Babylon Bee articles where reality out-satirizes satire.

Truth is stranger (and way more entertaining) than fiction because no one can make this stuff up.

And people stratch their heads at quantum theory, superposition, collapse of the wave function et al.

Yet it’s all explained in simple, real-world terms, right here in this thread. :)

Powers of perception — everyone really *is* an Einstein.

[faucetman]

Lyric:

If I did you wrong, let me make it right
Or I can say I’m sorry for the rest of my life

Cold Outside by Big House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jA5HfTIks

[SauronOfMordor]

These days when the wife asks, in the middle of the night, if I love her, I say “I just married you so I could cast you in my next snuff film”, turn and go back to sleep. I figure she’ll eventually stop asking middle of the night questions.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

This is NOT satire! It happens.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Yes. But I never apologize for what I do in someone else’s dream.

[Deplorable American1776]

Lol...Mrs Deplorable is laughing at this...

[dfwgator]

If a man is alone in a forest, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?

[Trumplican]

I’m glad I’m not the only woman who does this.

[lepton]

I’ve literally watched this conversation IRL with a couple I know.

Gotta just shake my head.