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1 posted on 02/22/2020 8:25:14 AM PST by MNDude
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Men, raise your hand if this has ever happened to you.


2 posted on 02/22/2020 8:25:44 AM PST by MNDude
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LOL!!


5 posted on 02/22/2020 8:28:51 AM PST by VeniVidiVici
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Notice that the lowest score for crazy is a 4.

6 posted on 02/22/2020 8:29:40 AM PST by Moonman62 (Charity comes from wealth.)
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Comon now. No one is claiming their wife thanked them for what he did to her in her dream last night?


7 posted on 02/22/2020 8:30:37 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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I was ready to opine that this dude needs to apologize to himself for marrying such an insecure shrew, then I looked at the by-line.

Well played, sir!


9 posted on 02/22/2020 8:33:26 AM PST by Ratman0823 ("Worry less about who you might offend and care more about who you might inspire" - Mike Baxter)
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15 posted on 02/22/2020 8:54:06 AM PST by LibWhacker
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Been there, done that.

Even got TWO divorce degrees as proof.


16 posted on 02/22/2020 8:58:27 AM PST by Alas Babylon! (The prisons do not fill themselves. Get moving, Barr!)
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Was separated from the wife and going through a divorce but was also dating someone new (her and her soon to be ex-husband were friends with us...what a crazy life I have had) at the time. The girlfriend and I were out of town on a trip to visit friends or family and ended up stopping at a hotel for the night. I’m awoken at 3:30-4:30am to the sound of the hotel door closing behind her as she walked out. About 10 min later she comes back in and sternly tells me that we need to talk. She had had a dream that I wanted to get back with my wife 🤣. The wife and her are gone and I have been in a great relationship for the past year and a half with the woman I have always dreamed of.
18 posted on 02/22/2020 9:08:06 AM PST by Married with Children (At)
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“Well, it’s the kind of thing you would do...”


20 posted on 02/22/2020 9:09:10 AM PST by hanamizu
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I had a dream once, in which my husband did something, can’t remember what, at which I was really angry. When I woke up, I said, “I’m mad at you!” “What’d I do?”, he asked, bewildered. “I just had a dream, in which you did such and such!”, I complained. “Gee...sorry. I promise I’ll never do it again!”, he said. “Well, okay, then...but you’d better NOT!” We have good senses of humor. But I am a redhead. I think he might be a teensy bit afraid of me. He’s never going to let me forget that time I threw that lamp. I wasn’t aiming at him...honest. Besides, I think it’s made of cement, because I can barely lift it, and it landed right in front of my feet, unscathed. It sits, mockingly, on a credenza in our living room. Wouldn’t part with it for the world; him, either. ;)


22 posted on 02/22/2020 9:10:39 AM PST by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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“Oh, you think that’s bad? Let me tell you what YOU did...!!!”


24 posted on 02/22/2020 9:32:04 AM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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This appears to be one of those Babylon Bee articles where reality out-satirizes satire.

Truth is stranger (and way more entertaining) than fiction because no one can make this stuff up.

And people stratch their heads at quantum theory, superposition, collapse of the wave function et al.

Yet it’s all explained in simple, real-world terms, right here in this thread. :)

Powers of perception — everyone really *is* an Einstein.


25 posted on 02/22/2020 9:52:44 AM PST by Ezekiel (The pun is mightier than the s-word. Goy to the World!)
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Lyric:

If I did you wrong, let me make it right
Or I can say I’m sorry for the rest of my life

Cold Outside by Big House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3jA5HfTIks


26 posted on 02/22/2020 10:14:51 AM PST by faucetman (Just the facts, ma'am, Just the facts)
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These days when the wife asks, in the middle of the night, if I love her, I say “I just married you so I could cast you in my next snuff film”, turn and go back to sleep. I figure she’ll eventually stop asking middle of the night questions.


27 posted on 02/22/2020 10:23:36 AM PST by SauronOfMordor (A Leftist can't enjoy life unless they are controlling, hurting, or destroying others)
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This is NOT satire! It happens.


28 posted on 02/22/2020 10:34:36 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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Yes. But I never apologize for what I do in someone else’s dream.


29 posted on 02/22/2020 11:47:41 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's no coincidence that the DemocRAT/media complex always sides with America's enemies.)
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Lol...Mrs Deplorable is laughing at this...


32 posted on 02/22/2020 12:52:02 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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If a man is alone in a forest, and his wife isn’t around to hear him, is he still wrong?


34 posted on 02/22/2020 1:17:50 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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I’m glad I’m not the only woman who does this.


35 posted on 02/22/2020 2:16:34 PM PST by Trumplican
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I’ve literally watched this conversation IRL with a couple I know.

Gotta just shake my head.


38 posted on 02/22/2020 3:18:40 PM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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