Posted on 02/19/2020 8:48:38 AM PST by simpson96
DeLand, Fla. - Police in DeLand say a 28-year-old shoplifting suspect was tasered while trying to run away, naked, from the crime scene, according to a report in The Daytona Beach News Journal.
Witnesses told investigators they saw Stefan Short stuffing his pants with steaks at the Save a Lot on N. Woodland Blvd.
“🥩 Florida man gets naked to escape DeLand store; ribeyes fall out of his pants 👖 https://t.co/87hLT9v5V7 — Steffi (@Steffi_Cole) February 18, 2020
Officers responded to the store after they were told a manager and civilian were struggling to hold the suspect to the ground, according to the News Journal.
Bystanders say Short wriggled out of his pants in order to get away and as his pants fell so did four ribeye steaks valued at $41.24.
The paper reports that police arrived to see the naked suspect fleeing from the store and used a taser when he refused to stop.
Short was arrested and taken to a hospital where it was discovered that one of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals.
Short has been charged with resisting an officer without violence, resisting a store employee while committing a theft and first-degree petty theft, according to the News Journal.
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“Florida Man Gets Close With His Meat”
So what I'm hearing is that there's a local sale on ribeyes.
A few thoughts:
- $41 for 4 ribeyes? That’s a great price.
- I would imagine that the steaks have now been placed in the “manager’s special” discount chiller.
- The perp had obviously just seen Animal House.
Nobody beats our meat!
He didn’t get it in the rib-eye, he got it in the tenderloin.
Stay tuned next week for the exciting adventures of Florida Man!
Florida Man always manages to make me laugh...
1. Roasted his weenie
2. Did they put the steaks back on sale, or is part of the punishment that he has to eat them himself?
Don’t taze my genitals, bro!
SWARM! SWARM! SWARM!
“Ribeyes fell out of his pants”
I thought they came from cows.
Looks like Salmon for dinner tonight.
Dropped his stolen packages then got tasered in his package.
“One of the electronic prongs struck him in the genitals”
They pay big money for that in San Francisco.
That's nothing, Torgo can get two goats in his trousers...
He ALMOST Saved a Lot.
“Stuffing his pants with steaks”
That’s one way to be popular with the ladies.
“It ain’t the meat, it’s the motion!”
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