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Schiff: Trump to dump Alaska and become King of Florida
The people's cube ^ | February 4, 2020 | Red Square

Posted on 02/08/2020 12:30:12 AM PST by NorseViking

Lead House Impeachment Manager Congressman Adam Schiff of California stated during closing arguments in the Senate trial that he had irrefutable proof President Trump was going to give Alaska back to the Russians.

He had learned about it just an hour ago, Schiff claimed, from an anonymous whistleblower who approached him during lunch. He was wearing a brown paper bag over his head with a hand-drawn picture of a whistle on it. The man told Schiff that he had overheard Donald Trump promising Vladimir Putin that he'd give him Alaska if Russia helped him to cheat in the 2020 election. The whistleblower couldn't repeat his words under oath, he said, because Trump's henchmen were everywhere and the man was afraid for his life. But as a patriot worried about our democracy, he couldn't stay silent.

Schiff's new evidence of the latest Trump-Russia collusion was a Wikipedia page detailing the sale of Alaska by Russia in 1867, and a smudgy photocopy of the check for $7.2 million U.S. dollars given by the U.S. President to the Russians in this deal.

The allegation sent shock waves through the Democratic side of the isle, followed by demands to call additional witnesses and to start a new impeachment probe. Republicans, however, appeared unimpressed and set on exonerating Trump on Wednesday. That caused Schiff to deliver an even more shocking pronouncement: he had a bombshell story from yet another whistleblower, and this time it was for real.

Just ten minutes ago, Schiff said, as he went to the restroom, a man in the next stall blew a whistle and told him a disturbing story about how he overheard Trump promising the French president Macron to give him back the Louisiana Purchase if France helped him cheat in the 2024 election. When Macron

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TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: impeachment; satire

1 posted on 02/08/2020 12:30:12 AM PST by NorseViking
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To: NorseViking

Alaska belongs to the cold... ...


2 posted on 02/08/2020 12:35:49 AM PST by FreeperCell
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To: NorseViking

[ Lead House Impeachment Manager Congressman Adam Schiff of California stated during closing arguments in the Senate trial that he had irrefutable proof President Trump was going to give Alaska back to the Russians. ]

Could we just start with the mayor of San Juan and maybe toss in Bernie Sanders as a bonus? Oh, and AOC as well.


3 posted on 02/08/2020 12:37:05 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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[He was wearing a brown paper bag over his head with a hand-drawn picture of a whistle on it]

So the Unknown Comic was really Vindman?


4 posted on 02/08/2020 12:38:53 AM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: NorseViking

Can it get any more bizarre?


5 posted on 02/08/2020 12:50:34 AM PST by vigilante2 (Make liberals cry again)
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6 posted on 02/08/2020 1:03:27 AM PST by LibWhacker
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Rotting brains


7 posted on 02/08/2020 1:32:16 AM PST by ronnie raygun (nick dip .com)
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it was probably a referee blowing the whistle on schitt’s unsportsmanlike conduct...


8 posted on 02/08/2020 1:50:20 AM PST by heavy metal (truth trumps lies...)
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To: LibWhacker

Schitt is such a weirdo.


9 posted on 02/08/2020 2:12:31 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: NorseViking

I guess this moron can’t understand how important Alaska is to the energy sector of this country. These idiots think our energy comes from the sun or wind. My mind boggles at their stupidity.


10 posted on 02/08/2020 2:17:58 AM PST by VTenigma (The Democrat party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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To: NorseViking

Great graphic


11 posted on 02/08/2020 4:01:04 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: VTenigma

And NORAD.


12 posted on 02/08/2020 5:22:41 AM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isnÂ’t common anymore.)
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These people are downright funny!


13 posted on 02/08/2020 6:44:23 AM PST by Savage Beast (George Orwell's 1984 nightmare is the Democrats' Dream.)
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Actually, I heard DJT was trying to give away California, Illinois and New York, but nobody was interested. Damn it.


14 posted on 02/08/2020 9:20:44 AM PST by MCSETots
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Seriously, did this apparatchik clown actually say that ?

Arrogant and Stupid are moving into new lows for Dems.

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15 posted on 02/08/2020 12:52:54 PM PST by elbook
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