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Fountain of youth: 107-year-old Florida man drives red convertible, has fiancee
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| February 6, 2020
Posted on 02/06/2020 11:22:01 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Fountain of youth: 107-year-old Florida man drives red convertible, has fiancee..”
Mid-life crisis....male menopause.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:38:50 AM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Red Badger
We are waiting for my fiancées mothers permission. Of course, we have had trouble getting an answer but we will wait, said Newman”.
I wonder why he would say that. The mother would have to be around 120, at least. Maybe he means dead people don’t give answers. Lol
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:39:03 AM PST
by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
He probably said Kirk Douglas was short lived. (Rip Mr. Douglas)
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:40:07 AM PST
by
Redcitizen
("There's no replacement for shot placement" - Paul Harrell)
To: Levy78
“....hell be dead in a month if he marries....”
Or at least wished he was.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:40:10 AM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Just wait until RBG finds out hes been cheating on her!
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:40:20 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: Jane Long
“Joe has a LOT of snap”.
I remember older people saying someone was “spry” for their age.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:40:58 AM PST
by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
You can barely make out the bumper sticker behind him but it says, "My other car is a Calistoga."
Or maybe I should have said covered wagon. Which one is funnier?
Personally I think they're both funny but I'm a little out of it. Got a touch of the Sierra Nevada Pale Ale Virus.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:42:04 AM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
What's the definition of an optimist?
An optimist is an 90 year old guy who marries an 18 year old girl and buys a house near a school.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:43:10 AM PST
by
Gay State Conservative
(The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
My grandfather would have been 100 this year.
He would have been this guy to the letter!
To: laplata
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I wonder why he would say that. The mother would have to be around 120, at least. Maybe he means dead people dont give answers. Lol Clearly he has not lost his sense of humor. :-)
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:43:39 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: rightwingintelligentsia; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; ...
I’m half his age, and I still wish I had his lifestyle.
DANG!
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:44:44 AM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“...at his senior home...”
I know pickings are slim out there so out of desperation he went to an assisted living facility to prowl amongst all the widows.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:45:17 AM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:46:45 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: dp0622
“I hope they arent planning on having kids.”
He’s taken care of that. Recently had a vasectomy.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:47:14 AM PST
by
duckman
( Not tired of winning!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
lol
Hey I’m 51. We’re the slightly over middle aged FR class :)
I know a bunch of other ones. :)
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:47:22 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point finger at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
“Why did he want to get married at age 107?”
“Who said he wanted to?”
To: duckman
LOL
A video of the consummation of this marriage could probably blind one for life :)
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:48:36 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point finger at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: dayglored
Yes. Good for both of them.
I remember a story where an old man of 96 asked a 92 year old to marry him. To put him off, she told him that she would need her father’s permission and the old guy said “Tell him to hurry up with an answer”.
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:52:20 AM PST
by
laplata
(The Left/Progressives have diseased minds.)
To: sodpoodle
I saw that headline, and thought for sure this was a funny from you !!!!
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:53:04 AM PST
by
onona
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posted on
02/06/2020 11:58:51 AM PST
by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. ( https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE))
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