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Florida man attempts to hide underwater from cops, gets arrested after coming up for air, police say
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| 1/20/2020
| Stephen Sorace
Posted on 01/27/2020 11:23:50 AM PST by simpson96
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:23:50 AM PST
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simpson96
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:25:27 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: simpson96
His HS yearbook, under “Most Likely To Succeed” has someone else’s picture.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:26:19 AM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
To: simpson96
Straw, dude, you’re supposed to have a straw!....................
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:26:52 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
To: simpson96
Not enough Tarzan movies.
He’s supposed to have a hollow reed.
And an alligator. He needs to go back and wrestle and aligator while breathing through a hollow reed a d evading the people who are searching for him.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:26:59 AM PST
by
MrEdd
(Caveat Emptor)
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:27:01 AM PST
by
EEGator
To: simpson96
Florida, that pond could have easily had a gator lurking in it.
To: Sirius Lee
Looks like his tats are about to wash off.................
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:28:01 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
To: simpson96
old quote: “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air...but only for one second without hope.”
Welp. 3 out of 4 aint bad.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:28:46 AM PST
by
z3n
To: ClearCase_guy
LOL. Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:29:08 AM PST
by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin' to make ends meet)
To: ClearCase_guy
Is it just me, or does that guy resemble Teddy Kennedy?...............
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:29:12 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.......... ..)
To: simpson96
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:30:19 AM PST
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: z3n
old quote: “Man can live about forty days without food, about three days without water, about eight minutes without air...but only for one second without hope.” 
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:30:58 AM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: simpson96
Florida is in the papers a lot in the comics section. What is going on down there?
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:31:06 AM PST
by
GingisK
To: Red Badger
You have to marvel at the idiot that dives into water where gators are likely dwelling.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:31:21 AM PST
by
Sirius Lee
(They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
To: simpson96
To: dfwgator
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:34:00 AM PST
by
Magnum44
(My comprehensive terrorism plan: Hunt them down and kill them.)
"Clearly he forgot to grab a bamboo shoot to breathe through while he waited. He needs to watch more cartoons."
Dopeheads don't watch anything *but* cartoons, and true crime shows.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:36:23 AM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
To: dfwgator
~~~
Please don't die! Ack! Too late!
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:36:38 AM PST
by
z3n
To: simpson96
He should run for Congress. As a Democrat, of course.
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posted on
01/27/2020 11:38:09 AM PST
by
Rocky
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