Skip to comments.5 Perfect Ways To Celebrate Trump’s Inevitable Acquittal
Posted on 01/24/2020 9:18:26 AM PST by Kaslin
Acquittal Day is just around the corner, here are some tips to make the most of yours.
In a few days time, Americans, well, some Americans anyway will have cause for celebration as the impeachment of Donald J. Trump will be over and he will still be living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. Americans from coast to coast, or at least inside the coasts, will watch that Grinch grin curl over Mitch McConnells face and feel their hearts grow two sizes too big.
On this day when the gavel falls on the failed attempt to overturn the election of 2016, let us make merry. Let us cheer democracy and laugh at the media, with mirth let us hold the day special and celebrate its joy. But how? There are many ways that one might party the president’s win, but I humbly offer five suggestions to make the most of Acquittal Day.
Among the many things that Trump has taught us is that fast food isnt just for a quick bite, it can in fact play a role at much fancier fetes. So just as the president did when then national football champion Clemson came to the White House, pull out the fancy china and grab some White Castle.
POTUS loves fast food, whether you see him on Air Force One pounding a quarter pounder or wishing everyone a happy Cinco de Mayo with a delicious Trump Tower Taco Bowl, this is a president who eats like a real American. So ditch the diet, grab a bucket of chicken and stuff your face for freedom.
I am generally not a strong proponent of schadenfreude, its a little too mean spirited for my taste, but as with everything there are special occasions when it may be embraced in moderation. On Acquittal Day, the airways of cable news networks like CNN and MSNBC will be filled with the best television content since the Seinfeld finale.
There you will be treated to anger at the Senate, disdain for Trump and his supporters, sadness at the sorry state of America, self adulation for being the bright shining light of truth surrounded by darkness, and finally, a stern-faced commitment that the fight is not over. Itll be a hoot. Like listening the other towns sports radio the day after yours beat theirs in the Super Bowl.
This isnt what Im going to be doing because I dont considerer myself responsible enough to own a gun, like, Id lose it or something, but for many people more organized than myself gun ownership brings a certain satisfaction. Go out to the shooting range, try a few out, see what grabs you.
What better way to celebrate the stunning defeat of a party that wants to take away the right to own guns than by buying a few. Free marketing advice for all the gun shops out there: Have a sale, an Acquittal Day Special.
Speaking of special, Acquittal Day is going to be a very special day on Twitter. Experts have predicted that the asinine hot take to normal tweet ratio will reach historic highs. Rather than try to keep up with the blather in real time, do yourself a favor and be prepared. Start looking for hysterical GIFs now, get those Photoshop skills working.
This kind of target rich environment likely wont come again until Trump is reelected. So strike while the iron is hot. You can be sure the White House will. And maybe, just maybe if your pith is on target, you could get a retweet from the big guy.
Have you ever made a perfect phone call? Not a good phone call, not an important or happy phone call, but a perfect phone call? Probably not. President Trump has perfect phone calls all the time without even trying; its just a well-developed natural gift. But that doesnt mean the rest of us cant make our first perfect phone call to commemorate Acquittal Day.
Some things youll need are a phone, someone to call who also has a phone, and, actually thats all you need. Since youre not Donald Trump youll probably want to practice the call a few times, probably in front of a mirror. If you wish, you can combine this with fast food and place a perfect pizza order, you can even withhold funds until the pizza arrives.
However we choose to mark the occasion, Acquittal Day promises to be a great one for America. But we must also remember the lessons it brings, great lessons. But none so vital as this: Going forward you should carry on with your life as if nothing happened, because nothing did.
I’ll be wearing my red sweater vest to work.
The Left will be right back at it in short order. Anyone who thinks their obsessive jihad against Trump is over is delusional.
Let’s pray it is over in November. I did not think the GOP could take back the house, but the more they do this crap and the less they focus on their real job the more likely it becomes.
We may be surprised to see the Left learn that perpetual Impeachment is counterproductive for them.
6. Go educate a few people and get them to vote for Trump in 2020 ... and vote the dems out of congress ...
For all intents and purposes it will be over if they lose the House in 2020. They’ll continue to introduce bills of impeachment but they won’t have a simple majority to pass them. You can count on the media to make a big noise every time such a bill is introduced.
The Republican Party is not a strong party. It is a little more unified under Trump but that’s a surface thing. Deep down the party as a whole is weak and feckless.
Ronald Reagan couldn’t change the party. Neither will Trump in the long run.
The GOP is what it is. And for that reason, we are in desperate need of a new party that is truly committed to advancing the conservative agenda. That is something to pray for.
Vote the democommies that have wasted so much time and money out of office at their next available race?! And any rinos that aided them.
I understand your sentiments, but respectfully disagree a bit in that Trump has changed the GOP, many of the RINO’s left, and the national party seems to be far more organized, aggressive, and smart.
Trump is in a far different position going into November than we faced in the mid-terms when we had the mass exodus of the corporatist GOPe types. The democrats have done nothing with their time in congress beyond investigate, harass, and harangue. They will have a candidate at the top of the ticket with little appeal outside of deep blue urban areas and Trump is killing it.
Conventional wisdom says you are correct, but Trump has turned that on its head. He is gaining strength and momentum and his coattails will become longer because of it. Imagine what he could accomplish with both houses of congress!
Mad max has already indicated that there will be more articles if they fail on this attempt. Of course she won’t be writing any of them. CONgress. Turning dumbasses into millionaires for decades.
I think long-term Trump will be founding a new party. But he can’t say that right now as he needs to keep people like McConnell and Lindsay Graham onboard.
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one way solemn with money could celebrate would be to buy billboards all across the US that say “Vindicated- AGAIN! Witch hunt failed miserably” with a huge picture of President Trump
Conventional wisdom says you are correct
So does an inside view of the GOP. Some of my relatives worked inside various GOP offices in DC. I don’t think you would like the reality of what goes on and how beholden the GOP is to certain moneyied interests that have tremendous influence in the party.
Basically the GOP exists to support them, not us. Trust me on that. And make no mistake about it, the GOP considers (and resents) Trump the Outsider.
Demon inspired lefties are too blinded by rage and hate that they can’t learn- they are blind to hte truth- all that matters to them is expressing their rage-
I think long-term Trump will be founding a new party.
I hope and pray that is his long term plan. Otherwise I don’t see much reason for optimism as the GOP is never going to be a party of convictions that fights for the conservative agenda.
I agree! My fondest wish. :)
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