Time Traveller Predicts Polystyrene Diet in 2075

Emirates 24/7 ^ | Tuesday, January 21, 2020

[nickcarraway]

A time traveller has predicted that humans will be eating polystyrene balls in 2075.

The man - known only as Kasper - claims the small, white pellets will be our daily meal in the future.

Kasper told Apex TV: "I'm going to show you food, actual food, from the future. Here is actual food from year 2075."

He then shows off a small jar filled with the pellets and suggests they will be enough nutrition for a day.

He said: "These are individual capsules, and taking just one capsule allowed you to live for an entire day. You take one such capsule per day."

Kasper further suggested world governments will provide civilians with the pellets and end world hunger in the process.

He explained: "This take the place of food when it comes out, and this goes along with the government giving everybody in the world free food. They just show up at your house as free food for everybody on Earth.

"There is no more hunger on Earth, there's free food that's given to everybody, so there is no more hunger."

[a fool in paradise]

Soylent Green pills.

Your betters will still eat steak and fresh fruit.

[nickcarraway]

Ping

[DannyTN]

We have to disrupt this timeline.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Some are looking forward to this.

[Not A Snowbird]

Can they make it taste like a cheeseburger?

[Telepathic Intruder]

Prepare the red matter.

[nickcarraway]

I’ve tasted ones that already taste like that.

[dangus]

That was kind of a 90s thing, wasn't it?

[DannyTN]

They are still in stores.
Several flavors

[BenLurkin]

Find him and make sure he doesn't get back. He probably looks like this guy in the hat...

[nuconvert]

That’s not what Dr Who eats

[familyop]

The wonders of science from schools closer to the equator. ;D

[dfwgator]

He told me to invest in Zinc.

[Widget Jr]

The future diet is pills, huh?

Makes me wonder what pills he took before "time traveling".

[umgud]

Will they stop all the crap in Frisco?

[bigred44]

So this little pill will pack 2000 calories?

Yeah, right!

[1_Rain_Drop]

"and taking just one capsule allowed you to live for an entire day."

My interpretation:

If you take half a capsule, you live till noon. Skip a day and you're dead.

[cpdiii]

Caloric requirements totally impossible to pack into a pill not to mention nutritional requirements.

Amusing

[Inyo-Mono]

I’ll be 125 years sold in 2075. Don’t think I will be eating anything then.