Posted on 01/18/2020 1:08:08 AM PST by nickcarraway
Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch and the like can be especially dangerous during their peak mating season. Unlike most wild animals who mate in the spring, these giant footed creatures prefer to mate during the winter when the nights are longer. This makes wooded areas dangerous for skiers, hikers and snowmobile riders. One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation, below.
Who remembers the Bigfoot and Wildboy TV show from the 1970's? They had many adventures, but as you might imagine, the mating habits of Bigfoot were never disclosed on netowrk TV.
Just hope Bigfoot doesn’t team-up with any fembots.
C’mon, man, that’s raciss. Yeti are white!
Mike is a sasquatch. Important distinction. It’s important that we not offend.
Did people fall for this? Like a snipe hunt?
i’m the equal opportunity type...
i pick on everyone that leaves the window of opportunity open...
From the article this article references:
“If you do come across any Yeti mating activity, it’s important to not panic,” DeKnight says. “Never enter the woods at this time of year without at least one Sade or George Michael song on your phone. Set your speaker to maximum, and fling the device as far away from your location as possible. Like all warm blooded amorous creatures, Yeti will be drawn to that music. Then you run like hell.”
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/01/government-urges-people-stay-woods-yeti-mating-season/
Does that apply to the Florida Skunk-Ape?
And what about Unicorn mating season? :P
Is that the one Clarence Thomas supposedly had on videotape?
Outstanding!
I was just joking with my post, I didn’t really mean it was racist or anything.
“One expert has a suggestion that could save your life if you run across any Yeti or Bigfoot engaging in the act of procreation”
Film it and post it on pornhub?
so they spawn in september? hell of a time to have a kid going into winter... i doubt nature is that dumb.
Mate in September, give birth in the spring or early summer. Makes sense to have the kids a bit bigger by the next winter.
100%
Great. Now the woods will be full of gays looking for horny Bigfoots.
You know what they say..big feet..big...
I don’t think they do. It’s all in fun.
“It’s all in fun.”
Yeah; I know. :)
i admit i’m a racist...
i’m a big fan of joe gibbs racing in nascar...
And don’t forget about the southern “Wood Booger”!
I always thought a ‘booger’ was the mucus made in nasal passages, but I have learned I was wrong.
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