[Impy]

Joining us now with a very special annoucment is General Kasim Solemani, General.

"Thank you very much, Imp. After being approached by John Dingel, Lyndon Johnson, and my cellie, the great Teddy Kennedy, I've decided to throw my hat in the ring for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States. It turns out I am extremely popular with the Democrat base. Who knew!?"

"The only class I passed was making out but don't you have to be a US Citizen to be President?"

"My servered hand, which will be doing most of the campaigning as I am indisposed SOUTH of the border, was born in Virginia, I have the birth certificate."

"May we see it?"

"Hmm it must be in my other pants, they're in the wash right now, but Chuck Schumer has seen it and will vouch for me."

"That's right, I saw it and it was clearly in order."

Really? So the General's hand, which wasn't servered until recently, was born in Virginia, and issued a birth cerficiate there?

"Yes indeed, long form. If you don't believe me ask Elijah Cummings, he saw me see it."

"Why don't we just ask the Goverment of Virginia for a copy?"

"Hmmm...it must be in our other pants, I think we left them at Raul Castro's house, had a sleepover last night."

So, have you given any thought to a running mate?

"My short list inluced Greta Thunberg, Aaron Hernandez, Robert DeNiro, Alyssa Milano, Anthony Weiner (until I found out he was Jewish!!!!!), El Chapo, Chelsea Manning (we love transgnered in Iran, seriously look it up!), but in the end the choice was clear."

So you've made the choice already?

"Indeed, may I present the my choice for Vice President....

"Wazzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuup Honkeys!!!!!! Tippecanoe and Colon too!!!"

"Solemaini/Crapernick 2020!! Make America...something, I'll think of it later."

"Say....Schumer......that's not a Jewish name is it?"

"Oh no no of course not....it's uh Scotch-Irish."

[dfwgator]

Tennessee and San Francisco.

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Picks so far

Enterprise: Chiefs, Niners

Teeman: Chiefs, Niners

Pete: Titans, Packers

Ro: Titans, Niners

Moe: Chiefs, Packers

Playoff Standings through Divisional Round

: 6-2

: 6-2

: 5-3

: 5-3

: 5-3

: 5-3

: 5-3

WhoisAlanGreenspan?: 5-3

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

: 4-4

mware: 4-4

: 3-5

: 3-5

: 3-5

Conserv: 3-5

dakine: 3-5

: 3-5

: 3-5

: 2-6 💩

[Red Badger]

KC and SF....................

[canuck_conservative]

Packers vs. 49ers could be a classic.

Both good all-round teams with good QB’s.

(* Patriots were idiots to let Garofolo get away!!! *)

[dfwgator]

Of course, we know who State Farm is rooting for.

[Mozilla]

Kansas City and Green Bay. Same teams in Super Bowl I. Mahomes vs Rodgers.

[al_c]

Chiefs
9ers

[OttawaFreeper]

This Final Four for the NFL will be a fairly historic one with:
1961-Houston Oilers/Tennessee Titans-1961 AFL champions, with first and only Super Bowl appearance in XXXIV against St. Louis Rams in 1999 season.
1969-Kansas City Chiefs-Last Super Bowl appearance and win was in Super Bowl IV against Minnesota (last AFL versus NFL Super Bowl).
1994-San Francisco 49ers-Last Super Bowl win was XXIX against San Diego Chargers and last appearance was in Super Bowl XLVII (2012 season) against Baltimore Ravens.
2010-Green Bay Packers-Last Super Bowl appearance and win was in Super Bowl XLV against Pittsburgh Steelers.

As mentioned by another Freeper, possible rematch of Super Bowl 1 with a Kansas City-Green Bay tilt.

[big'ol_freeper]

Chiefs and 49ers

[Conserv]

Titans, Niners.

[Gay State Conservative]

I can live with anyone but San Fransicko winning the SB. So I’d love to see GB win on Sunday.

[vpintheak]

49ers, and I want to say Chiefs, but man the Titans are on a roll, and the Chiefs have a habit of choking.

[dakine]

South Florida’s favorite son and The Tennessee Titans are heading to Miami...

To be joined by...

Relax.. Mr. Rodgers and the Norris Division Champion Green Bay Packers will be partying in South Beach...

“And with the 3rd pick, the Detroit Lions select out of the University of Iowa, Defensive Tackle Alexander George Karras.”

[Mama Shawna]

GO CHIEFS
GO 9ERS

That is all.

[campaignPete R-CT]

"Yes, imp! Count me annoyed. We are playing host here in KC and all I get is this brief cameo ... Belly Girl was eliminated weeks ago! 8-8? Too much camera time for her. Send her on a vacation far away."



"My Nashville Titan Vols are taking the Orange past Kapernick, blackface and Schumer! We've given u plenty to talk about. Lotta believers on the thread! "

"Here in northern Cali, the waiting is the hardest part. Finally get a Packers game that's not 10 a.m. and they keep me offstage all afternoon. Am I a bit of a freak for being a California Packer? Yes."

[dfwgator]

Niners = Windshield
Packers = Bug