Posted on 01/15/2020 6:40:03 AM PST by C19fan
hen it comes to love, as the song says, birds, bees, even educated fleas do it.
But that old, catchy Cole Porter tune certainly didn't consider the impact of fleas -- educated or not -- and other creepy hair crawlers on a woman's ability to love a man with a beard.
According to a new study, if a woman runs screaming from hair-dwelling creatures such as lice, ticks, fleas and the like, she's likely to find men with beards much less attractive.
It's on an unconscious level, of course. But from the viewpoint of her inner animal brain, who wants to pucker up to a mouth fringed by a thicket of hair that might contain tiny, squirmy, maggot-like creatures?
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Leave it to CNN.
Think of it as a “man-carpet”.
Not. Bearded men are guilty.
Scruff OK Moses beard not OK.
My wife abhors facial hair of any type.
I don’t know how they’ve managed to make beards look girly but they have. Give it a minute, even this lone indicator of testosterone will end up dyed purple and rolled up into a bun. It has to be estrogen in urban water supplies. Nothing else makes sense.
Beards came from the special operators in the middle east wars. It became a rugged look that every homosexual now employs as part of their homo uniform.
Another MAN-HATE meme from CNN. Why on earth post this crap, huh?
Sheesh!
These women need to learn about the mites that live in everyone’s eyebrows and eyelashes.
I resisted the urge to post the clip from South Park’s Angelina Jolie episode.
“...a mouth fringed by a thicket of hair that might contain...’
That’s ridiculous. If you keep it appropriately manly like mine is then they would just fall off because there is no way to hang on to all that smoked fish, fried chicken, bacon, and hamburger grease.
“who wants to pucker up to a mouth fringed by a thicket of hair”
No comment.
My guess is the length of the beard makes a lot of differences. I think previous studies have shown long stubble to short-cropped beards doing best with the ladies.
I was thinking about the joke about the flea in Willie Nelson’s beard.
No girl wants to get kissed and brushed off at the same time
Don’t like them.
Fun stuff.
https://www.healthline.com/health/eyelash-mites#overview
If I were to be held upside down up to the bridge of my nose in a vat of water for several minutes every day for a couple weeks, wouldn’t they all drown?
I suppose the inkers and piercers would want MORE of them, though.
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