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New Device by Pampers Sends Notification for Dirty Diapers
KTLA ^ | 01/11/2020

Posted on 01/11/2020 10:13:06 AM PST by BenLurkin

Lumi by Pampers is a smart sensor that attaches to your infant's diaper and sends you a notification when the baby needs to be changed.

The Lumi system uses an HD night vision camera capable of monitoring temperature and humidity, the baby sensor and an app to compile the data for parents.

(Excerpt) Read more at ktla.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: children; diaper; pampers; technology
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To: rktman

“Uh, is someone’s sniffer broken?”

That’s what Vicks Sinex is for.

“I can breathe again!”

*Sniff*

“Ehhh”


21 posted on 01/11/2020 10:37:13 AM PST by 2CAVTrooper (Political Science degrees, so easy Obama has one.)
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To: BenLurkin

And when you haven’t changed that diaper in a timely manner, the diaper alerts CPS


22 posted on 01/11/2020 10:38:07 AM PST by digger48
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To: BenLurkin

Something similar should be developed to ‘notify’ of babies left in vehicles.


23 posted on 01/11/2020 10:39:57 AM PST by TomGuy
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To: BenLurkin

Talk about a superfluous device. You’re gonna sell it before you see it. No night vision required.


24 posted on 01/11/2020 10:43:59 AM PST by chuckee
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To: BenLurkin

Talk about a superfluous device. You’re gonna smell it before you see it. No night vision required.


25 posted on 01/11/2020 10:44:53 AM PST by chuckee
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To: TomGuy

bttt


26 posted on 01/11/2020 10:45:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Rurudyne
No amount of high tech can make an observant and diligent parent where one didn’t already exist.

True that.

27 posted on 01/11/2020 10:48:29 AM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s........you weren't really there)
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To: BenLurkin

Yeah - it’s called a “nose”...


28 posted on 01/11/2020 10:49:18 AM PST by TomServo
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To: BenLurkin

Had one of those 25 years ago — a mama cat.


29 posted on 01/11/2020 10:53:32 AM PST by meadsjn
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To: BenLurkin

When the dog leaves the nursery, it’s time....


30 posted on 01/11/2020 10:54:27 AM PST by Typelouder
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To: BenLurkin

Great... your kids bowel & bladder history on Facebook for all time...


31 posted on 01/11/2020 11:10:11 AM PST by Tallguy (Facts be d@mned! The narrative must be protected at all costs!))
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To: Spacetrucker
When that diaper box says 5 lbs., they ain’t lyin’, that’s all that diaper will hold!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

32 posted on 01/11/2020 11:21:26 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfuAJcWl6DE Kill a Commie for Mommie)
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To: BenLurkin

Yes, its hackable.

Don’t use them.


33 posted on 01/11/2020 11:23:48 AM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BenLurkin

The nose knows.


34 posted on 01/11/2020 11:32:39 AM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care!)
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To: BenLurkin

Wonder if the one on Omar’s head is going to beep. You know she wears it because she has $hit for brains


35 posted on 01/11/2020 11:35:31 AM PST by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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To: BenLurkin

There is no substitute for parenting. If you don’t go look in on your little ones during the night, you’re not doing what you should be doing.

This device will tell some parents that it’s OK to NOT look in on them during the night, and that they only have to go in their room when this infernal device detects poop. Then the babies will learn that they have to poop to get attention from mom or dad.

Technology does not solve all problems.


36 posted on 01/11/2020 11:39:41 AM PST by I want the USA back (If free speech is taken away, dumb and silent we are led, like sheep to the slaughter: G Washington)
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To: BenLurkin

What?!?!?

I thought millennials were worried about plastic diapers in landfills and now they have to have this so they can interrupt a business meeting to show everyone their kid pooped.

Ok, now I’ll scroll down to see all the Hellary references.


37 posted on 01/11/2020 11:56:46 AM PST by bgill
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To: bgill

Hey, you guys are slacking off. There are no Hellary references.


38 posted on 01/11/2020 12:01:00 PM PST by bgill
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To: BenLurkin

Can encrypted Depends be far behind?


39 posted on 01/11/2020 12:20:48 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: BenLurkin

could use something a little more explosive for the diaperheads...


40 posted on 01/11/2020 12:24:47 PM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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