New Device by Pampers Sends Notification for Dirty Diapers

KTLA ^ | 01/11/2020

[BenLurkin]

Lumi by Pampers is a smart sensor that attaches to your infant's diaper and sends you a notification when the baby needs to be changed.

The Lumi system uses an HD night vision camera capable of monitoring temperature and humidity, the baby sensor and an app to compile the data for parents.

[Larry Lucido]

“Crap on, crap off”?

[rktman]

Uh, is someone’s sniffer broken? (Hope no one installs one in my shorts!)

[Rurudyne]

No amount of high tech can make an observant and diligent parent where one didn’t already exist.

[dfwgator]

I think the baby crying is a pretty good indication.

[SkyDancer]

A nose?

[Rio]

Just change ‘em once a day whether they need it or not.

[BipolarBob]

We will hack your smart home and gain access to the pamper “watchdog” and proudly proclaim it on social media when you have soiled yourself. The future is here and I, for one, welcome our AI overlords and thank them for their services.

[Billthedrill]

Hope no one installs one in my shorts!

Yeah. I'd be getting a text message "I'm sorry, Mr. Drill, but a lunch consisting of a bean burrito, pickled eggs, and cheap beer voids your warranty." Don't even start me on what Alexa is going to say.

[Rurudyne]

New from Momcorp ... the Fart Zapper!

Tired of junior acting just like his dad and blowing holes in his britches just to spike? Then have we got a deal for you!

The Fart Zapper’s patented emissions detecting sensors coupled with your home security devise lets you encourage him to take it outside by setting off a mild, corrective shock of 220v....

[Rurudyne]

This is for the baby, not his father....

[Pilgrim's Progress]

We already have a perfect sensor . . . it’s call the nose.

What stinks!
Oh! C’mere Junior.

[Rurudyne]

I’ve joked about eating like that and riding elevators in NYC.

[Spacetrucker]

When that diaper box says 5 lbs., they ain’t lyin’, that’s all that diaper will hold!

[Jeff Chandler]

"Do they have that for Depends®?

[Brilliant]

Why doesn’t it change the diaper?

[2CAVTrooper]

As if the kid waking up in the middle of the night crying wasn’t notification enough that it needs a diaper change.

:Rolleyes:

[Jeff Chandler]

When that diaper box says 5 lbs., they ain’t lyin’, that’s all that diaper will hold!

[pnz1]

What? Where are we that we now need a “sensor” to tell us if our kid’s diaper is dirty. Can’t you just use your nose?

[chris37]

How long before Biden hacks the baby didey cam?