Is a coincidence...
Posted on 01/10/2020 8:02:13 AM PST by BipolarBob
ATLANTA, GA—According to a report, as part of the settlement with Nick Sandmann, CNN hosts will be required to wear MAGA hats throughout every broadcast.
"Let the punishment fit the crime," counsel for Sandmann said as Don Lemon, Chris Cuomo, Anderson Cooper, and Wolf Blitzer all solemnly donned Make America Great Again caps.
Hosts were seen with downcast expressions as they commented on the day's events, MAGA hats in place.
Sandmann says the hosts will be forced to wear the hats until they've learned their lesson, which could take a while. "Just be careful you don't make an expression some could construe as 'smug.' Wouldn't want you to get punched or your lives to get ruined, or anything like that."
CNN hosts must also finish every broadcast by saying, "Good night, and I am a big, fat dummy, while Trump is the best president we've ever had."
Brian Stelter requested an exemption and was allowed to wear a clown nose instead, as usual.
Hilarious. CNN is not amused, but the rest of us are.
LOL.. if only that were true.
I was just at that page literally one minute ago.
Got to love the Bee
cut the crap. Not true
I’m really loving the Babylon Bee.
Hilarious....
The BEST JOKE ON CNN EVER!
Umm...it’s a satire site.
Satire — today’s version of National Lampoon.
They must have Trump bobble head figurines on their desks, too!
No sh!t, Dick Tracy. Where'd you park your squad car?
Jebus H., Blue Eyed, Beardless, baldheaded... It's the BEE! Anyone much past puberty knows this...
Of what use is CNN? What is its purpose? I go there for less than 2 minutes in the evenings to see if they are covering what FOX is covering for news of the day and they are off on some tangent about the president. Last night Lemon was blabbing about the number of days that the president has not been in the Oval Office. Now that is really news - with charts and graphs no less! If it happens to be Cuomo when I turn the channel, he’s also complaining about the president - not covering anything important. I don’t understand WHY they have any viewers at all. No wonder we have such louts in Congress. Voters are afraid to hear real news - truth so they vote according to what they’ve been fed which is no news to anyone.
I’m amazed that the people I’ve seen there consider themselves experts on all matters. They don’t report facts - just opinions. Who cares what they THINK? It must work for the “party” anyway!
If only it were true...
If only it were true...
Is a coincidence...
Brilliant!
Incidentally, Trump should do more jokes against his opponents like he did with Adam Schiff at the Toledo rally. He has a natural audience, unlike Colbert and Maher where the signs light up to APPLAUD. Yes, he could almost be compared to the Ukrainian president comedian but that’s OK because he already has a flair for it. This joke of CNN having to wear MAGA hats would be a great joke for him to tell.
What about sodium pentothal to all news people there to make them present true factual news? Maybe for one day.
“Behind their backs we can’t ever agree on who is stupider, Van Jones or Don Lemon. A tie.”
“Wolf Blitzer’s toupee budget is more money than I made my first year on TV.”
“Every female of the on air staff has had cosmetic surgery. A lot of good that did.”
“Bringing the economy back, 50 year low for unemployment including black people, running a great presidency while surviving under hourly attack and devastating criticism by hundreds of detractors-—and President Trump shows he’s a great president despite all that.”
Then the drugs will wear off and it’ll be back to hating him.
You don't know the Bee is satire?
Wow!
I had a whole lot of things to say, but my Christianity is overcoming my inner devil.
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