[Impy]

Let's get right to it, Coach Belichick, what happened to you guys?

"Well, Imp, what can I say? The dark side ain't what she used to be, you saw the last movie."

"Plus you know I've been bathing in the blood of virgins but we've had trouble finding them lately. The last shipment we got from Iran turned out to be tainted."

"Aw, I would have given you some!!"

"You? Oh come on!"

"What? You know I don't drink. So therefore my blood is completely virgin!"

"You are sweet to offer dear but I need gallons of the stuff, you would have lasted me about a quarter."

In other news, Jason Garrett was put out of his and Cowboy's fan's misery the other day. Jason, anything to say?

"Eh ehey eh"

Oh I'm guessing Jerry went ahead and ripped your tongue out after all.

"Ehey, on no, sorry, I was just chugging some hot sauce to get the taste of failure out my mouth."

Did it work?

"Actually yes, but the taste of liberal douchbag is still there. I've tried everything to get it out other than ceasing to be a liberal douchebag."

Before I go we have one more special guest. General Kasim Solemani, however you spell it, you know, the dead guy. What's up General, how's hell?

"Not as hot as I had feared, my balls*ck still hasn't melted yet. BTW, have you seen my hand?"

Who do they have you bunking with?

"My roomate is a fellow named Teddy, drinks alot. Cause it's hell we only have Natty Light but he doesn't seem to mind."

[Not A Snowbird]

Sea HAWKS!

[BenLurkin]

Peanut Butter is playing center?

[Impy]

NFL LIVE THREAD PING PLAYOFF ROUND 2!!

Or should I say once again, p b center Ping. :-/ Doh.

Let me know if you want on/off the list

Picks so far

Impy: Niners, Ravens, Texans, Seahawks

Ro Dreaming: Niners, Ravens, Texans, Packers

Enterpirse: Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Packers

Jim: Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Packers

WhoisAlanGreenspan?: Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Packers

I looked at NFL picks watch and none of the "experts" got 4-0 last week. The ONE guy that took the Vikings also took the Pats.

Playoff Standings through Wildcard Round

: 3-1

: 3-1

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: 2-2

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: 2-2

WhoisAlanGreenspan?: 2-2

: 1-3

: 1-3

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Conserv: 1-3

mware: 1-3

dakine: 1-3

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[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

[noexcuses]

SEAHAWKS!!!

[sergeantdave]

I look forward to the Trump ads in the Super Bowl while the Packers play the Chiefs.

[Truthoverpower]

San Francisco 49ers

[hsmomx3]

I’m going with 49ers, Ravens, Chiefs and Seahawks

[henbane]

Jimmy G cut his QB teeth under Belichick. Is he going to be another Golden Boy like Brady?

And besides he looks like Tyrone Power.

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49ers 30, Vikings 21
Ravens 24, Titans 14
Chiefs 31, Texans 26
Packers 26, Seahawks 17

[Fledermaus]

I live 20 miles south of Nashville. Ravens win.

Welcoming Tom Brady as our new QB next year.

[Viking2002]

🏈 Playoff Round 2 Picks 🏈 ❄❄❄❄❄

Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers: Any 'team' that needs a therapy dog also needs an epic ass-kicking. Vikes.

Tennessee Titans at Baltimore Ravens: I'm biased. I'm from Maryland. I got family there. And I got some serious trim from a few Ballmer girls who shall be unnamed, but not unforgotten. (How can you let slip the memories of a nekkid Jewish chick, a nekkid Puerto Rican Buddhist, and a nekkid Turkish Muzz in consecutive calendar years, and I ended up marrying the Muzz? Talk about an existential roller coaster......BTW, the first two were better in the sack. Go figure.) Ravens all the way.

Houston Texans at Kansas City Chiefs: Texans are overachievers. So is Watson. Mahomes and the Injuns.

Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay Packers: Cheeseheads win ugly again.

[TheNext]

Ponder the day after the Superbowl when people will simply say * yawn *.

Make that day today and instead use your time effectively. You have only one life. Make it the most meaningful best.

[big'ol_freeper]

49ers
Chiefs
Ravens
Packers

[al_c]

Vikings
Ravens
Can Houston win again in KC? No ... Chiefs
Packers

[Jack Black]

Jack Black's Divisional Playoff Picks

• Ravens will trounce the Titans!
• Green Bay will bounce the Vikings!
• 49ers will smash the Seahawks!
• Chiefs will bash the Texans!

[Rummyfan]

Experience shows that only one of last week's Wild Card winners will advance this weekend. Which team will it be? Well, after my performance last week, don't take my picks as Gospel! But here we go.

Texans at Chiefs. The Texans did not exactly look like world beaters in downing the Bills, but they did enough to win. KC represents a step up in class and I don't see how the Texans score enough points to keep up with KC. On the other hand, KC has a well-deserved reputation for flopping in the postseason, even at home (the Tennessee game a couple of years ago, where Marcus Mariotta caught his own TD pass?!). But not this year. CHIEFS.

Titans at Ravens. The Ravens have won twelve in a row, most in dominating fashion. And while I am not sure of them shutting down Derrick Henry, if they do I don't think Ryan Tannehill and the rest of the Titans offense can do enough to win. Make it thirteen in a row for the Black Birds. RAVENS.

Viking at Niners. Kirk Cousins finally got a signature win. For his reward he gets to travel to San Fran. Sure it's Garropolo's first playoff game, but he also has a very strong D to help him out. Don't see the Vikes O doing enough to win. NINERS.

Seahawks at Packers. The Packers.... somehow grabbed the Number 2 seed and a Lambeau home game. I can't put out of my mind those two thrashings they took at the hands of the Chargers (?!) and the Niners though. And they won a lot of nail-biters against inferior teams to boot. And the Sea-Hags... they seem about the only team capable of beating the Niners although they played a woeful home stretch. And c'mon... they had to resign Marshawn Lynch! And maybe the Pack gets revenge for that awful game they never should have lost in Seattle five-six years ago... PACKERS.

There you have them! Good luck to everyone!

[Conserv]

Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Seahawks

[dakine]

Minnesota Vikings
Tennessee Titans
Kansas City Chiefs
Seattle Seahawks

[rbmillerjr]

Why is Jason Garrett not clapping ! ?

[Mama Shawna]

Impy, if you have a ping list, please add me. A little late for this season, but I’d like to participate next season. As for my picks:

49’ers
Ravens
Chiefs
and of course THE HAWKS BABY!!