Minnesota Vikings at San Francisco 49ers: Any 'team' that needs a therapy dog also needs an epic ass-kicking. Vikes.
Tennessee Titans at Baltimore Ravens: I'm biased. I'm from Maryland. I got family there. And I got some serious trim from a few Ballmer girls who shall be unnamed, but not unforgotten. (How can you let slip the memories of a nekkid Jewish chick, a nekkid Puerto Rican Buddhist, and a nekkid Turkish Muzz in consecutive calendar years, and I ended up marrying the Muzz? Talk about an existential roller coaster......BTW, the first two were better in the sack. Go figure.) Ravens all the way.
Houston Texans at Kansas City Chiefs: Texans are overachievers. So is Watson. Mahomes and the Injuns.
Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay Packers: Cheeseheads win ugly again.
I had a Turkish muslim girlfriend for awhile. She was a lot of fun! Used to call her Princess Almula...