Posted on 01/08/2020 5:43:02 PM PST by Impy
at #1 San Francisco 49ers 
at #1 Baltimore Ravens 
at #2 Kansas City Chiefs 
at #2 Green Bay Packers 
Let's get right to it, Coach Belichick, what happened to you guys?
"Well, Imp, what can I say? The dark side ain't what she used to be, you saw the last movie."
"Plus you know I've been bathing in the blood of virgins but we've had trouble finding them lately. The last shipment we got from Iran turned out to be tainted."
"Aw, I would have given you some!!"
"You? Oh come on!"
"What? You know I don't drink. So therefore my blood is completely virgin!"
"You are sweet to offer dear but I need gallons of the stuff, you would have lasted me about a quarter."
In other news, Jason Garrett was put out of his and Cowboy's fan's misery the other day. Jason, anything to say?
"Eh ehey eh"
Oh I'm guessing Jerry went ahead and ripped your tongue out after all.
"Ehey, on no, sorry, I was just chugging some hot sauce to get the taste of failure out my mouth."
Did it work?
"Actually yes, but the taste of liberal douchbag is still there. I've tried everything to get it out other than ceasing to be a liberal douchebag."
Before I go we have one more special guest. General Kasim Solemani, however you spell it, you know, the dead guy. What's up General, how's hell?
"Not as hot as I had feared, my balls*ck still hasn't melted yet. BTW, have you seen my hand?"
Who do they have you bunking with?
"My roomate is a fellow named Teddy, drinks alot. Cause it's hell we only have Natty Light but he doesn't seem to mind."
Sea HAWKS!
Peanut Butter is playing center?
Or should I say once again, p b center Ping. :-/ Doh.
Let me know if you want on/off the list
Picks so far
Impy: Niners, Ravens, Texans, Seahawks
Ro Dreaming: Niners, Ravens, Texans, Packers
Enterpirse: Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Packers
Jim: Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Packers
WhoisAlanGreenspan?: Niners, Ravens, Chiefs, Packers
I looked at NFL picks watch and none of the "experts" got 4-0 last week. The ONE guy that took the Vikings also took the Pats.
: 3-1
: 3-1
: 3-1
: 3-1
: 2-2 
: 2-2
: 2-2
: 2-2
: 2-2
: 2-2
: 2-2
WhoisAlanGreenspan?: 2-2
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
: 1-3
Conserv: 1-3
mware: 1-3
dakine: 1-3
: 0-4
I’m looking forward to that Vikings-49ers game. I was at their playoff game in the 80’s when Steve Young made his famous TD run.
SEAHAWKS!!!
Is Clowney going to cheapshot Rodgers too?
KC takes it all.
Red Raiders rule. ..
Winners:
Balt
KC
GB
Minn.
Yes, we need a Vikings/Chiefs Super Bowl
I look forward to the Trump ads in the Super Bowl while the Packers play the Chiefs.
But "injury-prone" Wentz? Nah...it was a bang-bang play.
I will forever root for whoever is playing against Clowney. Sombitch should be fined, suspended, scrubbed, sterilized, and disinfected.
Clear weather. All 4 games.
San Francisco 49ers
San Francisco 49ers over Minnesota Vikings
Baltimore Ravens over Tennessee Titans
Kansas City Chiefs over Houston Texans
Green Bay Packers over Seattle Seahawks
You’re probably right about the Seahawks. Seems like it’s very hard to beat those guys in the playoffs. But, I have to go with the statistical favorite GB. Even so, statistically the Seahawks look like they could upset GB.
When I figure out how to copy and paste this week’s Detailed Analysis, I’ll post it. (I did it last week by somehow moving it from a scanned document attached on an Email to Facebook and then to FR, but I don’t know how I got it from the Scanned attachment to Facebook.)
Really going out on a limb there, picking all the home teams. But you’re probably right
Interesting that 3 road teams won last weekend though
I’m going with 49ers, Ravens, Chiefs and Seahawks
Ravens
Niners
Chiefs
Seahawks
Go Ravens!
I am just in it for the nachos
Correction:
Minnesota Vikings over San Francisco 49ers
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