Posted on 01/06/2020 10:28:29 AM PST by Red Badger
Jan. 6 (UPI) -- Oscar Meyer announced it is seeking a new "hotdogger" to be in charge of taking the iconic Wienermobile across the country to promote the brand.
The company said in a job posting online that it is seeking a "hotdogger" to "travel the hot dog highways of America" with the Wienermobile and to act as a "traveling public relations firm."
Oscar Meyer said it is especially seeking graduates with a BA or BS in fields including public relations, journalism, communications, advertising and marketing, although degrees in other fields of study will also be considered.
"Oscar Mayer uses the Wienermobile at special events throughout the country and they need people like you to coordinate all aspects of Wienermobile travel and event management," the posting states.
Whos the most endowed porn star still alive?
They don’t allow that any more...............
On July 17, 2009, a Wienermobile on a cul-de-sac in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin, was attempting to turn around in a residential driveway. The driver accidentally hit the gas pedal instead of the brake, which lodged the Wienermobile under the house and destroyed a deck.:
http://archive.jsonline.com/news/wisconsin/51050767.html/
Stormy Daniels..............
OM wants perky chicks with cheerleader personalities representing the company in the Wienermobiles.
(Observed from watching a promotional appearance on some food oriented show.)
He can show everybody his wiener.
Paul Ryan needs a job.
At least they weren’t drinking. How do the states that allow recreation marijuana while driving work?
Does one have to wait an hours to drive after smoking a couple bowls?
LOL- very funny-
[[Why would you need a college degree to drive a hot dog around the country ?????]]
Incase someone stops you and asks you to recite Pi for them of course
Same as any DUI here in Florida...................
I was a kid when the Wienermobile came to our town, driven by Little Oscar, a dwarf in cook whites & toque. He went around putting plastic O.M. rings on kids’ fingers, which I thought was cheap.
“Why isn’t he giving away hot dogs!?”, I was thinking at the time.
No food service license................
Well, one of the degrees they asked for is Journalism, so that explains a lot..............
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Journalism translates to Urinalism, using bilingual Latinx, right?
So . . . that’s the link to wienermobile, I say.
Since THC stays in your system for weeks....can they tell the level you have in your blood stream right now?
I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener".
Cough up some coupons Wiener Man (or women or trans-person)!
In Florida, your acceptance of a Driver’s License automatically constitutes consent to ANY sobriety test required by law... says so, right on the front by your mugshot...............
No way.
The wiener mobile is probably a target of Iran.
No way, too dangerous.
Presentung the natural choice...
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