[BenLurkin]

[Sirius Lee]

Popular with chineseses women in fuzzy slippers. “Get out of my way, filthy Cantonese servants!”

[Menehune56]

More Wall-e I think.

[Grimmy]

Bad design.

Can’t fit through standard doors.

How’s that gizmo supposed to get me from the TV room to the toilet if it can’t fit through doors?

[BipolarBob]

Idiots!! #1 That’s not a gyrosphere and #2 and most importantly an Indominus Rex would just reach down and eat you in one bite. This is a liability waiting to happen.

[vg0va3]

I imagine the scene at ATL will be something like the Hindenburg Disaster Broadcast:

Oh, my, get out of the way, please! It’s burning and bursting into flames, and the—and it’s crashing into everyone and all the folks agree that this is terrible, this is one of the worst catastrophes in the world.

It’s a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen. It’s smoke, and it’s flames now ... and the frame is crashing all around. Oh, the humanity

[DannyTN]

Awesome!

• What do you do if it rains?
• Can i get one with mud tires and flaps, so I can get my exercise in the park?
• Will it hold two?
• Does it recline?
• Does it have massage mode?
• Are they coming out with a couch model?

[pepsi_junkie]

The inventor of the Segway, Dean Kamen, had previously inveted a wheelchair that could climb stairs. I'm sure it was ridiculously expensive and impractically slow but really cool.

He's obsessed with gyroscopes. Gyroscopes work on the principle that they detect small deflections in position in any of the three axes (Left to right, Forward to back, or verical) and the system automatically triggers motors to correct that back to whatever position you want the system to stay in. So you can put a person in a chair and have it, for example, climb stairs and use gyros to make sure the person remains in a proper safe sitting position at all times.

It's old technology but Kamen has done some interesting things with it.

[blueunicorn6]

All the lions in Africa are saying,

“Look at that.....humans on the half shell.”

[DakotaGator]

Where's the cup holder?!

[Buttons12]

Adult strollers. Not just for the Boardwalk anymore.
This could be popular on campuses.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Recliners traveling through airports and malls at 24 mph. What could possibly go wrong?

[Rad_J]

Nanu Nanu!

[CJ Wolf]

Just in time for Hillary to run again.

[blueplum]

I dunno about closed campuses, but it would make a really nice wheelchair upgrade if it could go through 30-in doors and market under $1K.

[Pilgrim's Progress]

Nothing says “Lazy” better than this . . . I gotta get me one. Too bad it don’t climb stairs.

[DoughtyOne]

Hmm, a new product. Nice segway...