'I am absolutely blown away!' Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker receives RAVE first reactions from critics as they gush about 'immensely satisfying' conclusion to the nine-film saga

UK Daily Mail ^ | December 17,2019 | Roxy Simons

[C19fan]

Are these the same people who raved about "The Last Jedi"? That movie scored a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes. Fans like me thought the movie was an absolute turd. I have a couple of sites on YouTube I follow and those will determine if I give Disney another dollar.

[Red Badger]

if only it will be the ‘CONCLUSION’ of this hideous series.....................

[Jeff Chandler]

this hideous series.....................

I enjoyed the first two.

They lost me when they brought in those Teddy Bears.

[hopespringseternal]

The last movie ( or two or five) we’re so painfully bad I just don’t see how I can ever watch another Star Wars movie.

[dfwgator]

first reactions from critics as they gush about 'immensely satisfying' conclusion to the nine-film saga

So everybody dies?

[StoneRainbow68]

This is fake news. The paid shill media is trying to blunt the disaster up front.

Advance word is terrible, and has been for months.

[stinkerpot65]

Reviewed by cucks, dukes, and other Democrat perverts.

[blueunicorn6]

Is Jar Jar Binks in it?

I won’t go unless there’s lots of Jar Jar.

[Zuriel]

Make believe is big business. Whether you work for the film industry, or the commies (which in some circles is the same thing).

[StoneRainbow68]

Don’t trust anything until after a few days and real people (not shills and bought-and-paid=for corporate media) weigh in.

They’re trying to desperately polish a turd.

[FLT-bird]

They lost me when Disney bought the franchise. The first one they made was a turd and I haven’t been back since.

[DiogenesLamp]

I have a couple of sites on YouTube I follow and those will determine if I give Disney another dollar.

If you are thinking of giving Disney another dollar, don't. They are an evil company and they need to take a financial beating to steer them back on a better course.

[dfwgator]

Maybe by “satisfying conclusion” they mean Jar Jar is run through a wood chipper.

[DannyTN]

They set the bar really low with the last one.

In the last one, the fight of good vs evil didn’t matter because the universe was going to balance things out no matter what.

In the next one, I wouldn’t be surprised to find them encouraging evil so that good could manifest.

[C19fan]

I would rather have evil Jar Jar gun down the Mary Sue and her entire crew.

[dfwgator]

I guess I haven’t kept up with Star Wars, since Phantom Menace came out, so I wouldn’t even know who Mary Sue is.

[Yo-Yo]

I thought Star Wars Episode 6, Return of the Jedi, was supposed to be the end of the series.

What assurances do we have that this new offering, Star Wars Episode 9, The Rise of Skywalker, is truly the end of our misery?

I mean, Disney can still crank out an Episode 10 in a decade or so, and call it "The Fall of Skywalker..."

[KC_Lion]

No one can top those Hack Frauds at RedLetterMedia.

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[dfwgator]

Or I mean, Disney can still crank out an Episode 10 in a decade or so, and call it “The Beginning of the Fall of Skywalker...”, then “The Middle of the Fall of Skywalker...”

[StoneRainbow68]

Love those guys.