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'I Am Being Held Hostage By The Squad And Am Impeaching Trump Against My Will,' Nancy Pelosi Frantically Blinks Out In Morse Code
Babylon Bee ^ | December 10th, 2019 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 12/12/2019 8:43:29 AM PST by Forgiven_Sinner

WASHINGTON, D.C.—As Nancy Pelosi held a press conference along with other House Democrats to announce that they would be introducing articles of impeachment against President Trump, Pelosi reportedly blinked out a cry for help in morse code.

Observant viewers noticed Pelosi was blinking out some kind of pattern.

"Hey, it's morse code!" said one Fox News reporter. "Let's see what she's saying." Investigative journalists wrote down the complex series of dashes and dots blinked out by Pelosi, and sure enough, a message emerged.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Well worth reading.
1 posted on 12/12/2019 8:43:29 AM PST by Forgiven_Sinner
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

Outstanding.


2 posted on 12/12/2019 8:44:28 AM PST by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

She also wants more Ovaltine.


3 posted on 12/12/2019 8:44:38 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Funny!


4 posted on 12/12/2019 8:45:48 AM PST by Don Corleone (The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth)
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To: ClearCase_guy

*snicker* ‘Tis the season.......


5 posted on 12/12/2019 8:49:01 AM PST by Viking2002 (..........and Epstein didn't kill himself. Yeah, I went there.)
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I don’t believe this. She’s a San Francisco Rep.


6 posted on 12/12/2019 8:49:21 AM PST by TakebackGOP
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

MAGA 2020 & Beyond
https://www.amazon.com/MAGA-2020-Beyond-Milo-Yiannopoulos/dp/1925645487/


7 posted on 12/12/2019 8:49:26 AM PST by tbw2
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To: TakebackGOP

“I don’t believe this.”

Golly gee. I was cheering for the FBI to rescue the Pelosi family and you’re thinking it’s a bogus story?


8 posted on 12/12/2019 8:52:58 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

Nancy is just Blinking Crazy ,LOL


9 posted on 12/12/2019 8:53:10 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: Rebelbase

I mean that she is doing this, because of AOC and Schiff.


10 posted on 12/12/2019 8:55:51 AM PST by TakebackGOP
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

Pretty sure she’s blinking “Socialism Uber Alles”


11 posted on 12/12/2019 8:55:51 AM PST by TADSLOS (You know why you can enjoy a day at the Zoo? Because walls work.)
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

To qualify for my Army MOS she has to (blink with her eyes or) send with a key 25 WPM, and receive 25 WPM with a pencil.


12 posted on 12/12/2019 9:01:54 AM PST by Tucker39 ("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
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To: Don Corleone

Funny.

In real life they did a serious evaluation of Saddam Hussein’s blinks before the invasion. A guy trained in discerning interrogation subjects’ truthfulness said he was lying and terrified his enemies would get him. Happened.

Besides, if Pelosi were lying and afraid the truth of Trump’s innocence will come out soon then how come her forehead has no lines at all and her eyebrows are always arched? See?

And don’t start with me about the Botox stuff. Maybe she’s just surprised all day and night. That’s all.


13 posted on 12/12/2019 9:04:24 AM PST by frank ballenger (End vote fraud & harvesting,non-citizen voting & leftist media news censorship or we are finished.)
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To: TakebackGOP

GEEEZUZ


14 posted on 12/12/2019 9:07:48 AM PST by skimbell
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

Nancy’s eyes have been surgically lifted so often that she cries urine. Her mouth is another story .


15 posted on 12/12/2019 9:07:50 AM PST by COUNTrecount ("I've always won, and I'm going to continue to win. And that's the way it is." -- Donald Trump)
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

Two reasons why she can’t possibly be blinking Morse code. First, with that facelift, those are just what we call “stretch twitchies”. Second, she’s not smart enough to memorize Morse code.


16 posted on 12/12/2019 9:10:15 AM PST by econjack
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Jeremiah Andrew Denton Jr. (July 15, 1924 – March 28, 2014) was a U.S. Senator representing Alabama from 1981 to 1987, a United States Navy Rear Admiral, and Naval Aviator taken captive during the Vietnam War.

Denton was widely known for enduring almost eight years of grueling conditions as an American prisoner of war (POW) in North Vietnam after the A-6 Intruder he was piloting was shot down in 1965.

He was the first of all American POWs held captive and released by Hanoi to step off an American plane during Operation Homecoming in February 1973. As one of the earliest and highest-ranking officers to be taken prisoner in North Vietnam, Denton was forced by his captors to participate in a 1966 televised propaganda interview which was broadcast in the United States.

While answering questions and feigning trouble with the blinding television lights, Denton blinked his eyes in Morse code, spelling the word “TORTURE”—and confirming for the first time to U.S. Naval Intelligence that American POWs were being tortured.


17 posted on 12/12/2019 9:11:24 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: Skooz

https://spectator.org/impeachment-vote-will-cost-these-dems-their-seats/


18 posted on 12/12/2019 9:14:42 AM PST by KeyLargo
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

ROFL.


19 posted on 12/12/2019 9:18:40 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: Forgiven_Sinner

Oh sh*t that’s funny stuff.


20 posted on 12/12/2019 9:19:39 AM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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