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Elizabeth Warren Declares She Is Last Person Of Color Remaining In Democratic Race
The Babylon Bee ^
| 12/09/19
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/10/2019 9:33:32 AM PST by Pining_4_TX
"It saddens me that all the other candidates of color have dropped out," Warren said. "Luckily, I am still in the race, and a vote for me is a vote for .09% ethnic diversity in the White House. Maybe. The results were inconclusive, so it could be less than that. No guarantees."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; satire; warren
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To: Savage Beast
That should win her the black vote
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posted on
12/10/2019 9:59:32 AM PST
by
phs3
(MAGA - Winning a little more every day!!!)
To: Pining_4_TX
Since her bail-out of American Indian, her non-"white" color is "Dyed Blonde".
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:05:32 AM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
To: Pining_4_TX
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:17:32 AM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(Lincoln: "The Founders did not make America racist or slaver. They inherited it, that way!")
To: Pining_4_TX
The stupid is strong in that one.
To: Pining_4_TX
OK I give up. What race is Crazy Beaver this week?
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:20:08 AM PST
by
IC Ken
(Stop making stupid people famous)
To: Pining_4_TX
Since her bail-out of American Indian, her non-"white" color is "Dyed Blonde".
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:26:54 AM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWTR,FCBK,NYT,WaPo,Hwd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antfa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA,ARP)
To: Fresh Wind
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:27:11 AM PST
by
11th_VA
To: Savage Beast
White is the reflection of all colors while black is the absorption of all colors.
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:31:07 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: Pining_4_TX
Dang. Posted before I saw where the article came from.
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:31:38 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: SkyDancer
The main trouble here is that her soul is black not her skin.
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:44:45 AM PST
by
oldasrocks
(Heavily Medicated for your Protection.)
To: Pining_4_TX
So is she claiming to be black? She has already apologized several times for claiming to be part of an aboriginal tribe here in north America.
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posted on
12/10/2019 10:50:28 AM PST
by
dirtymac
(Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
To: oldasrocks
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posted on
12/10/2019 11:03:28 AM PST
by
SkyDancer
( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
To: SeekAndFind
To: Army Air Corps
Elizabeth Warren is as red as they come! Maybe that’s what she meant by self identifying as an Indian
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posted on
12/10/2019 11:05:31 AM PST
by
Maskot
(Put every dem/lib in prison........like yesterday!!!)
To: Army Air Corps
Elizabeth Warren is as red as they come! Maybe that’s what she meant by self identifying as an Indian
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posted on
12/10/2019 11:05:50 AM PST
by
Maskot
(Put every dem/lib in prison........like yesterday!!!)
To: Pining_4_TX
It’s cool. Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King are still available.
To: Army Air Corps
Elizabeth Warren is as red as they come! Maybe that’s what she meant by self identifying as an Indian
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posted on
12/10/2019 11:15:01 AM PST
by
Maskot
(Put every dem/lib in prison........like yesterday!!!)
To: Pining_4_TX
Dang it!
I thought this was real they’re all so freaking insane now!
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posted on
12/10/2019 11:30:30 AM PST
by
Califreak
(If Obama had been treated like Trump the US would have been burnt down before Inauguration Day)
To: Pining_4_TX
Cory Booker reminded everyone that he was still running for president, but sadly, no one believed him. Nice shot!
To: Grampa Dave
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posted on
12/10/2019 5:18:38 PM PST
by
Pining_4_TX
("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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