'This Is The Detroit Lions And We'd Love To Sign You,' Says Giggling Trump On Yet Another Prank Call To Colin Kaepernick

The Babylon Bee ^

[BelleAl]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—There wasn't much happening in the world today, so Trump simply sat at his desk looking for something to do.

Then he got an idea. Picking up his desk phone, he dialed a number and waited for the man on the other end to pick up.

Meanwhile, Colin Kaepernick was sitting around nervously waiting for his phone to ring at long last. As his ringtone, the USSR anthem, began to play, Kaepernick lunged for the phone and picked up on the first ring. "Hello?" he said, attempting to sound casual.

"Hi, uh, yes, is this a Mr. Kaepernick?" Trump said, stifling laughter.

[BelleAl]

😂😂😂

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

ROFL...

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Waiting for some unbeknownst person to think this is real and fire up the #ProfessionallyOffended hate machine and start tweeting.... 3...2...1...

[NFHale]

You know, I kind of wish Trump WOULD something like that.

All the right SJW Lib heads would explode in rage. Entertainment for an entire week.

[ExGeeEye]

For 3/4 of a second I hoped it was real.

Then I saw the words “Babylon Bee”.

Now I’m depressed.

Thanks a lot.

[Rusty0604]

🤣🤣🤣