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So many boyfriends, she had to beat 'em off with a stick, I tell ya.

1 posted on 11/29/2019 1:49:21 PM PST by simpson96
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She is a stalker.

She shook them down and they paid up to make her go away.

2 posted on 11/29/2019 1:56:31 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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> ...she had to beat 'em off with a stick...

OUCH! Hey, how about a little tenderness? Or at least some hand-cream...

3 posted on 11/29/2019 1:59:36 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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Are they trying to push Amy because the Blacks won’t vote for Mayor Fudgepackin’ Pete?


4 posted on 11/29/2019 2:03:55 PM PST by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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Woman comes back after her first night of professional street-walking.

Roommate asks her: "So how much did you make, girlfriend?"

She answers: "$37.25, pretty good huh?"

Roommate says: "Not bad for your first night out. But which one gave you the quarter?"

She answers: "Oh, ALL of them, silly!"

5 posted on 11/29/2019 2:04:05 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
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She used her knees 😂😂
6 posted on 11/29/2019 2:04:13 PM PST by personalaccts (Is George W going to protect the border?)
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She made fun of Barney Fag. If a Republican did this.......


7 posted on 11/29/2019 2:07:53 PM PST by shelterguy
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Her, those guys need a refund.


8 posted on 11/29/2019 2:25:24 PM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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Minnesota has long winters.

Things start to look better in the spring.

Whew...what a story.


9 posted on 11/29/2019 2:26:14 PM PST by ptsal
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Someone got beaten with a stick, that’s for sure.


10 posted on 11/29/2019 2:35:45 PM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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Ack! They must have been blind dates. And I mean blind.


11 posted on 11/29/2019 2:58:20 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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I’m thinking they had her sign a NDA so that no one would ever know they dated her.


12 posted on 11/29/2019 3:05:25 PM PST by leaning conservative (snow coming, school cancelled, yayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!)
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That story is 100% made up in her mind. Not even 1 guy would date that, let alone 2.


14 posted on 11/29/2019 3:11:23 PM PST by Fireone (Build the gallows first, then the wall!)
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She's 59 now. She was adequately cute in her younger days that it's credible she had boyfriends..


15 posted on 11/29/2019 3:22:29 PM PST by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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I believe that is one looking over her shoulder. 8>)


17 posted on 11/29/2019 3:33:23 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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She used, or threatened to use, the same ugly stick that got her. I would pay $17,000 or more to avoid those results, or having to admit that I knew her in any way other than to clean my apartment.


18 posted on 11/29/2019 3:38:15 PM PST by dirtymac (Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.(DT4POTUS))
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This leftist freak looks as she had an ugly stick taken to her at an early age. Boyfriend(s)...doubtful. I bet she is a cat lady.


21 posted on 11/29/2019 4:02:53 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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This woman has a hot temper. She literally ate a salad with a comb. Not a fork, not a "spork," not even her hands. A FRIGGIN' COMB THAT'S USED ON YOUR HAIR!!

She'd make Faye Dunaway's Mommy Dearest character look like a choir girl.

24 posted on 11/29/2019 4:29:18 PM PST by Extremely Extreme Extremist (20 FReepin' years of Freakin' FReeping!!! FReep yeah!)
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I would suspect they paid her to remain nameless .... those drunken whore outs can come back to bite you.


25 posted on 11/29/2019 4:46:00 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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Do they all live in Texas?


26 posted on 11/29/2019 4:48:12 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Do all her ex’s live in Texas?


28 posted on 11/29/2019 5:33:44 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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