Roommate asks her: "So how much did you make, girlfriend?"
She answers: "$37.25, pretty good huh?"
Roommate says: "Not bad for your first night out. But which one gave you the quarter?"
She answers: "Oh, ALL of them, silly!"
Reminds me of the guy that called his wife a 2bit whore. She hit him with a sack of quarters.
The only hooker joke I know:
Two hookers are talking on the corner. One says, “do you smoke after sex?” The other replied, “I don’t know I never looked”.