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SATIRE Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob
The Babylon Bee ^ | 11/18/19 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/19/2019 5:24:41 PM PST by Pining_4_TX

U.S.—Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement.

The move is said to be a "good trade" as Chick-fil-A has sacrificed its Christian fans in favor of an outraged mob that will stop at nothing to destroy them.

Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren't worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists' feet.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 129327; brampaiscrazy; charity; chickfila; christianspirit; dumbazzs; fakenews; freepersareidiots; homosexuality; idiots; parody; satire; trolls; virtuesignaling; zzzzzzzz
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This will only embolden the leftist mobs who want to silence all opposing opinions.
1 posted on 11/19/2019 5:24:41 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
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To: Pining_4_TX

At least you did tag it satire...


2 posted on 11/19/2019 5:27:15 PM PST by null and void (Convicted spies are shot, traitors are hanged, saboteurs are subject to summary execution...)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Chick-Fil-A is about get rudely awoke.


3 posted on 11/19/2019 5:28:46 PM PST by sport
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To: Pining_4_TX

I went to Chic Fil A once. For the price I could go to a resteraunt and be served and enjoy the night out. I wasn’t impressed.


4 posted on 11/19/2019 5:29:23 PM PST by HighSierra5
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To: Pining_4_TX

CLV = Customer Lifetime Value:

When left wing corporate board member idiots chase away fans/customers/buyers to promote Social Justice Warfare/Welfare BS, often those customers, chased away, will stay away for their lifetime.

P&G, Nike, pro football and fill in the blank_______________ have ended their relationships with millions of Deplorables customers with their Justice Warfare BS marketing.

These idiots are depending on the millennials to bail them out, may be even more stupid than pushing SJW BS.

CLV aka Customer Lifetime Value:

The model for customer cash flows treats the firm’s customer relationships as something of a leaky bucket. Each period, a fraction (1 less the retention rate) of the firm’s customers leave and are lost for good.[1]

The CLV model has only three parameters: (1) constant margin (contribution after deducting variable costs including retention spending) per period, (2) constant retention probability per period, and (3) discount rate.

Furthermore, the model assumes that in the event that the customer is not retained, they are lost for good.

Customer Lifetime Value:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Customer_lifetime_value


5 posted on 11/19/2019 5:35:13 PM PST by Grampa Dave (Nancy Pelosi Thinks/Says Americans Are Too STUPID To Elect Their President! Time for #DCEXIT!)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Watch their numbers tank. Big time


6 posted on 11/19/2019 5:36:15 PM PST by stockpirate (Anyone who believes Epstein killed himself is a fool)
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To: Grampa Dave

I bought my last Gillette products in January. I will no longer darken the door of Chick Fil A,


7 posted on 11/19/2019 5:37:22 PM PST by Wallace T.
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To: Pining_4_TX

You spit on God, I spit on you.
Chik-fil-A can’t go out of business fast enough.


8 posted on 11/19/2019 5:37:37 PM PST by bramps (Chik Fil A Sucks!)
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To: bramps

You know this is satire, right?


9 posted on 11/19/2019 5:39:57 PM PST by Mr. Lucky
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To: Pining_4_TX

Big Mistake....Big.......HUGE!


10 posted on 11/19/2019 5:40:02 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: Pining_4_TX

I hear Cane’s is good.


11 posted on 11/19/2019 5:40:27 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (BLACK LIVES MAGA)
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To: Pining_4_TX

You can’t serve both God and money. Chick-fil-a kicked God to the curb.


12 posted on 11/19/2019 5:41:53 PM PST by robel
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To: HighSierra5

Really ? You can sit down dinner for 6 or 7 dollars. Where do you eat? Maybe you order more food than I at CFA. Samich, fries, drink.

I don’t love CFA but it’s quality, fast, friendly and clean. However it’s usually covered up with women and kids. Can’t find a parking space and drive thru is backing up traffic at lunch.


13 posted on 11/19/2019 5:42:20 PM PST by wgmalabama (Mittens is the new Juan. Go away mittens)
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To: Pining_4_TX

This is huge news about Chic Fil A.

Unless it is a lie.

We will see.


14 posted on 11/19/2019 5:42:36 PM PST by Texas resident (Democrats=Enemy of People of The United States of America)
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To: stockpirate

These companies are so unwise.

Their numbers are going to tank


15 posted on 11/19/2019 5:43:58 PM PST by stanne
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To: HighSierra5
I went to Chic Fil A once. For the price I could go to a resteraunt and be served and enjoy the night out. I wasn’t impressed.

Yeah, I don't get it either. My wife and I went to a local Chick-Fil-A twice while in California, and now twice here in Texas the last year. Unless someone asks to meet there specifically, my wife and I probably won't eat there again. It wasn't bad, but it certainly didn't wow us.

Unfortunately, nearly all of the chicken served in restaurants in the suburbs of Austin is fried.

16 posted on 11/19/2019 5:44:03 PM PST by CatOwner
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To: Pining_4_TX
Never at ( thay..dat's at//) there.

Do not live near any of them..

But I support them!!

17 posted on 11/19/2019 5:44:06 PM PST by Osage Orange (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
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To: Mr. Lucky

Nope or most of the posters. Didn’t even click the link. Just started puking hate on FR for no reason. Funny isn’t it.


18 posted on 11/19/2019 5:44:21 PM PST by wgmalabama (Mittens is the new Juan. Go away mittens)
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To: Mr. Lucky

AFA published a list of Christian organizations chik fil A no longer supports. Is it a coincidence they are the same groups the leftist demanded they cease supporting?


19 posted on 11/19/2019 5:44:24 PM PST by momincombatboots (Ephesians 6... who you are really at war with)
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To: Jeff Chandler
I hear Cane’s is good.

For fried chicken tenders, yes. But it is definitely a high fat, high carb, and empty calorie meal, and that doesn't include the fried chicken.

20 posted on 11/19/2019 5:45:48 PM PST by CatOwner
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