You spit on God, I spit on you.
Chik-fil-A can’t go out of business fast enough.
You know this is satire, right?
YOU GUYS( AND GALS AND all inclusive closet FRlgbt) IT’S FREAKING SATIRE. Babylon Bee rocks
I read the article not back stories nor even seen a Chik-Fil-A. I took the story as what it was, satire. My apology was to you directly. That you went on is quite revealing to your psyche. Next time I will not apologize.
The story in the Babylon Bee is satire. Density has nothing to do with it. Humor does. I merely took the story for what it is, fake and fun. That you’re butthurt and took it to another level is a bit inane.
Lord bless you, laugh a little and go cry because you didn’t get the satire.
The below is funny and highly doubtful it’s fact but you took it as fact, and that is as you project,DENSE!LMAO:
Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren’t worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists’ feet.
“In no way will this backfire on us,” said Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy. “Surely the left will be entirely appeased by this move. They will definitely forgive us right away and welcome us as one of them. In no way will they hold our past activities against us. This is much better than our previous Christian audience, who were always adoring us and never protesting us.”
Cathy said the Christian fans have been great, but it’s boring just having loyal fans who support you through thick and thin, and he’d much rather have fans who stage die-ins and cancel you when you don’t cave in.
“Sometimes you just want to be loved by a group that protests you for years and calls you a bigot,” he added, shrugging.
At publishing time, a source had confirmed that Chick-fil-A was paid a sizable bribe of thirty pieces of silver to defund the Christian organizations.