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SATIRE Chick-Fil-A Trades Adoring Christian Fans For Outraged Mob
The Babylon Bee ^ | 11/18/19 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/19/2019 5:24:41 PM PST by Pining_4_TX

U.S.—Chick-fil-A has said it will stop making donations to Christian groups that oppose the LGBTQ movement.

The move is said to be a "good trade" as Chick-fil-A has sacrificed its Christian fans in favor of an outraged mob that will stop at nothing to destroy them.

Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren't worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists' feet.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
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To: Pining_4_TX

Chick-Fil-A Killed Itself.


61 posted on 11/19/2019 9:27:01 PM PST by CrazyIvan (The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
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To: bramps

I read the article not back stories nor even seen a Chik-Fil-A. I took the story as what it was, satire. My apology was to you directly. That you went on is quite revealing to your psyche. Next time I will not apologize.
The story in the Babylon Bee is satire. Density has nothing to do with it. Humor does. I merely took the story for what it is, fake and fun. That you’re butthurt and took it to another level is a bit inane.
Lord bless you, laugh a little and go cry because you didn’t get the satire.
The below is funny and highly doubtful it’s fact but you took it as fact, and that is as you project,DENSE!LMAO:


Restaurant spokespeople say they believe this move will be enough to appease the LGBTQ community and aren’t worried about further demands from the mob until Chick-fil-A is groveling at the outraged leftists’ feet.

“In no way will this backfire on us,” said Chick-fil-A CEO Dan Cathy. “Surely the left will be entirely appeased by this move. They will definitely forgive us right away and welcome us as one of them. In no way will they hold our past activities against us. This is much better than our previous Christian audience, who were always adoring us and never protesting us.”

Cathy said the Christian fans have been great, but it’s boring just having loyal fans who support you through thick and thin, and he’d much rather have fans who stage die-ins and cancel you when you don’t cave in.

“Sometimes you just want to be loved by a group that protests you for years and calls you a bigot,” he added, shrugging.

At publishing time, a source had confirmed that Chick-fil-A was paid a sizable bribe of thirty pieces of silver to defund the Christian organizations.


62 posted on 11/19/2019 9:31:21 PM PST by Karliner (Jeremiah 29:11, Romans 8:28 Isa 17 "This is the end of the beginning" W Churchill)
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To: Pining_4_TX
A win-win for sodomites.

Big loss of loyalty, revenue,
-or-
Chic fil A shrinks to insignificance

63 posted on 11/19/2019 10:06:18 PM PST by A strike ( Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: wgmalabama

Feel free but your on my ignore list...

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There goes my day.


64 posted on 11/20/2019 4:18:47 AM PST by bramps (Chik Fil A Sucks!)
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To: Fightin Whitey

*groan* Good one. :-)


65 posted on 11/20/2019 10:07:08 AM PST by Pining_4_TX ("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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To: Bommer

Ha, ha, yes, when you hear “duck” while at Popeye’s, it’s not because they added something to the menu.


66 posted on 11/20/2019 10:08:16 AM PST by Pining_4_TX ("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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To: Pining_4_TX

What if this decision actually results in more revenue to CFA which in turn puts more money in the Cathy family pockets so they can give to Salvation Army and FCA?

Protect the cash cow (no CFA pun intended) without reducing money to Christian organizations. Too many knee jerk reactions out there imho.


67 posted on 11/20/2019 10:36:05 AM PST by Doctor Freeze
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To: Doctor Freeze

The real problem is not the money, but what this does to embolden the left to further attack Christian businesses and individuals. It proves their intimidation tactics work. They are trying to silence everyone who holds to biblical teaching.


68 posted on 11/20/2019 10:40:18 AM PST by Pining_4_TX ("Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods." ~ H.L. Mencken)
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To: Pining_4_TX

Good point!


69 posted on 11/21/2019 4:29:32 AM PST by Doctor Freeze
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