At least you did tag it satire...
Chick-Fil-A is about get rudely awoke.
I went to Chic Fil A once. For the price I could go to a resteraunt and be served and enjoy the night out. I wasn’t impressed.
CLV = Customer Lifetime Value:
When left wing corporate board member idiots chase away fans/customers/buyers to promote Social Justice Warfare/Welfare BS, often those customers, chased away, will stay away for their lifetime.
P&G, Nike, pro football and fill in the blank_______________ have ended their relationships with millions of Deplorables customers with their Justice Warfare BS marketing.
These idiots are depending on the millennials to bail them out, may be even more stupid than pushing SJW BS.
CLV aka Customer Lifetime Value:
The model for customer cash flows treats the firm’s customer relationships as something of a leaky bucket. Each period, a fraction (1 less the retention rate) of the firm’s customers leave and are lost for good.[1]
The CLV model has only three parameters: (1) constant margin (contribution after deducting variable costs including retention spending) per period, (2) constant retention probability per period, and (3) discount rate.
Furthermore, the model assumes that in the event that the customer is not retained, they are lost for good.
Customer Lifetime Value:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Customer_lifetime_value
Watch their numbers tank. Big time
You spit on God, I spit on you.
Chik-fil-A can’t go out of business fast enough.
Big Mistake....Big.......HUGE!
I hear Cane’s is good.
You can’t serve both God and money. Chick-fil-a kicked God to the curb.
This is huge news about Chic Fil A.
Unless it is a lie.
We will see.
Do not live near any of them..
But I support them!!
Boy, what a disastrous mistake.
They're sodomites, stupid. Anyone with half a brain opposes sodomy, especially as a freaking political movement!!!
I saw this posted yesterday.. Didn’t know it was satire then. Glad you posted it.. Now I know it IS FAKE NEWS.. SATIRE.
Our family has vowed to declare 2020 the “No Chic Year.”. It will be a sacrifice in summer when we love their great Peach Shakes, but we will survive.
What they REALLY should have been addressing is the fact that chicken isn’t nearly as nutritious as beef, and people are quickly catching, particularly those on Keto/Low Carb diets.
Don’t get me wrong, chicken is still good, but for people getting off carbs, it simply doesn’t have enough fat and is protein-loaded (not good for us low-carb types).
But no, they’ll have to learn their lesson the HARD WAY, and can join Dicks, Yeti, Taylor Swift, and the NFL trying to figure out how to get a relatively small number of Soy Boys to make up for our buying power.
Didn’t Megan Kelly essentially try the same thing? How’d that work out?
It’s a chicken outfit anyway.
Lines very short in Bucks County Richboro.
BABYLON BEE IS SATIRE...HELLO?!