You like woman in uniform, comrade?
Posted on 11/16/2019 2:56:19 PM PST by VRW Conspirator
Contrary to popular belief, Russian people are not all cold-hearted alcoholics. We're actually pretty great once you get to know us.
Take advantage of Montreal's multiculturalism and get yourself a Russian girlfriend ASAP. This post is addressed to both girls and guys alike. The truth is, you absolutely need a Russian girlfriend in your life, you just don't know it yet. So here are 10 reasons why you need a Russian girlfriend in your life.
1. We NEVER Come Over Empty-Handed If you invite us over for dinner, or something, just know that we'll bring stuff. We'll even call you and ask what you'd like us to get. If you say that we shouldn't bring anything, we'll still bring something. Expect a cake or alcohol or even a gift. How awesome is that? Pretty freaking awesome.
2. We Take Care Of Ourselves Russian girls put extra effort into looking good. It is almost a way of life for us. Our mothers give us s*** if we don't wear high heels when we leave the house. I also think it's pretty safe to say that, in general, Russian girls are known to be beautiful. It's always fun to have a hot girlfriend whether you're a guy or a girl.
3. We Love To Have A Good Time Russian girls are your best party buddies. It doesn't mean that we're not serious though, don't get me wrong. It means that we can let loose and have a good time when we feel like it. Having fun and enjoying life is part of our culture.
4. We Will Always Feed You Food will always be served if you come over to our house. ALWAYS. Even if we just invite you for drinks. Even if you're not hungry and only passing by for five minutes... The moment you step foot inside our house, we immediately force feed you.
5. Russian Parents Are The Best If you're lucky enough to meet our parents, you'll trip at how cool they are. You'll get to drink a lot of alcohol and it will be socially acceptable, even encouraged! The parents will also force feed you. You've been warned.
6. We're The Friendliest People Once You Pass The Trust Test You might think that Russian girls are cold or mean, but it's not really the case. Smiling at strangers is not part of our culture, so don't take it personal if a Russian girl gives you the cold shoulder at first. Once she gets to know you, you'll see how friendly and cool Russian girls can be. Patience, my friend.
7. Matryoshkas You will be fascinated by Russian dolls (Matryoshkas). They're just so beautiful and every Russian girl has a set of these. You can play with them all you want and take photos for your Instagram whenever you please.
8. We Always Have Alcohol At Our House You know that moment when the SAQ is closed and you run out of alcohol... have no worry! Russian girls always have booze at home. Problem solved and you're welcome.
9. We're Straightforward You'll never have to wonder what a Russian girl thinks about you, she'll tell you straight up. If she likes you, you'll know it and it's awesome. You won't have to read between the lines with these girls.
10. Russian Accent You'll fall in love with the Russian accent. Whether you'll love to make fun of it or you'll get turned on by it - it doesn't matter - you'll love it regardless.
Ah, Colonel Rosa Klebb. Sharp lady...
AND she was caught cheating...taking performance enhancing drugs. She was suspended from tennis for a year, I think.
She hasn't played so well since then.
I went home with a waitress, they way I always do. How was I to know she was with the Russians too?
Boy, you pulled that outta the hat FAST.
Thankew! Nastroya!
Irina Terehova is a Russian, actress and model. She is also known as Irina Tee and founded the website of the same name. Terehova immigrated from Moldova to Canada at the age of twelve. From 2015 to 2016, she first gained notoriety as a writer for the Montreal news website MTL Blog
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But can she cook?
That’s it.
She can’ t be my girlfriend now.
Prepare to be invaded!!!
Sorry.
I never understood why she had to cheat.
She was SO good.
WHAT a great performer Bobby Darrin was!
If I were Polish I'd have nothing to do with Rooskies.
I’ve had 2 in L.A. They’re awesome.
My lovely wife says no ...
Unless your favorite dish is boiled chicken and you like mayonnaise slathered on everything, do not marry Russian women for their culinary skills.
And ¡Yeb!'s wife?
Hey Mutt. I believe you. Plenty of good looking Polak broads. Any around 50+ y.o?
She’s a Mexican dwarf iirc.
In addition to all the normal human attributes which are varied among people, there was definitely a darkness left over from her childhood years being spent in a very bad country (USSR was coming to a close as she hit her 20's,) with parents who had spent their entire lives in a very bad country.
I got a sense of what it means for humans to not be free, and she knew both sides. It is dark and it is depressing for the soul. Often we count the murders these regimes committed in the 20the century. But we don't count the billions of lived lives that were dampened and destroyed or ended early due to causes not directly attributable to intentional killing.
I was conservative before I met her. Knowing her only tripled my disdain for lefty ideologies. I never know whether to think lefties are evil or just naive. I have generally settled on the leadership being evil and the lumpen followers being naive to the point of deserving the suffering their ideologies would bring them if we weren't here to fight their stupidity and save them from themselves in an effort to save ourselves and our kids and our freedom.
Immediately after Klebb croaks: Tatiana: “Heartless woman”. Bond: “She had her kicks...”
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