Posted on 11/16/2019 2:56:19 PM PST by VRW Conspirator
Contrary to popular belief, Russian people are not all cold-hearted alcoholics. We're actually pretty great once you get to know us.
Take advantage of Montreal's multiculturalism and get yourself a Russian girlfriend ASAP. This post is addressed to both girls and guys alike. The truth is, you absolutely need a Russian girlfriend in your life, you just don't know it yet. So here are 10 reasons why you need a Russian girlfriend in your life.
1. We NEVER Come Over Empty-Handed If you invite us over for dinner, or something, just know that we'll bring stuff. We'll even call you and ask what you'd like us to get. If you say that we shouldn't bring anything, we'll still bring something. Expect a cake or alcohol or even a gift. How awesome is that? Pretty freaking awesome.
2. We Take Care Of Ourselves Russian girls put extra effort into looking good. It is almost a way of life for us. Our mothers give us s*** if we don't wear high heels when we leave the house. I also think it's pretty safe to say that, in general, Russian girls are known to be beautiful. It's always fun to have a hot girlfriend whether you're a guy or a girl.
3. We Love To Have A Good Time Russian girls are your best party buddies. It doesn't mean that we're not serious though, don't get me wrong. It means that we can let loose and have a good time when we feel like it. Having fun and enjoying life is part of our culture.
4. We Will Always Feed You Food will always be served if you come over to our house. ALWAYS. Even if we just invite you for drinks. Even if you're not hungry and only passing by for five minutes... The moment you step foot inside our house, we immediately force feed you.
5. Russian Parents Are The Best If you're lucky enough to meet our parents, you'll trip at how cool they are. You'll get to drink a lot of alcohol and it will be socially acceptable, even encouraged! The parents will also force feed you. You've been warned.
6. We're The Friendliest People Once You Pass The Trust Test You might think that Russian girls are cold or mean, but it's not really the case. Smiling at strangers is not part of our culture, so don't take it personal if a Russian girl gives you the cold shoulder at first. Once she gets to know you, you'll see how friendly and cool Russian girls can be. Patience, my friend.
7. Matryoshkas You will be fascinated by Russian dolls (Matryoshkas). They're just so beautiful and every Russian girl has a set of these. You can play with them all you want and take photos for your Instagram whenever you please.
8. We Always Have Alcohol At Our House You know that moment when the SAQ is closed and you run out of alcohol... have no worry! Russian girls always have booze at home. Problem solved and you're welcome.
9. We're Straightforward You'll never have to wonder what a Russian girl thinks about you, she'll tell you straight up. If she likes you, you'll know it and it's awesome. You won't have to read between the lines with these girls.
10. Russian Accent You'll fall in love with the Russian accent. Whether you'll love to make fun of it or you'll get turned on by it - it doesn't matter - you'll love it regardless.
Oh, show me round your snow peaked
mountain way down south
Take me to you daddy’s farm
Let me hear you balalaika’s ringing out
Come and keep your comrade warm
Can’t vouch for all ten points but I can tell your that if a lady is named “Ludmilla”, she’s going to a very big girl.
I think my wife would disagree.
From Russia With Love. Hmm...
Russian women are hawt. A foreign wife is cool.
You mean like this Ludmilla
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyudmila_Pavlichenko?
aka “Lady Death”
This thread is in dire need of Laz.
Very nice!
I’m a Polak. Anything in it for me?
A classic commercial!
Russia has many beautiful women but it never worked out. Same as with that Nigerian barrister who was supposed to send me $52 million...
Maybe not, but Martina Sharapova who is foxy looking, is reported by those who have been around her in Manhattan Beach, CA, say she's not very nice - not very likable.
Memories.... going to my happy place. I need a drink tonight.
I knew a guy who had a Russian wife. By the time she left he had two wrecked cars and en empty bank account.
Just ask Trump.
American women have been savaged by the disgusting Women's Movement. Nobody wants to be around them. Fueggeddaboudddit.
Boris and Natasha
Were My Favorite
Cartoon.
Love the pic.
Now what was her name???
Talk about pointed toes...
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